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Old 05-08-2005, 08:22 AM
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I hate.....pole dancing, especially at rallies. If I want that much meat thrust in me face I'll go and stand in front of the local butchers shop window
I have a thing about pole dancing - I think it's tasteless, and makes women look like slappers, what's wrong with dancing or stripping - that requires much more talent to put on a good show that dangling off a feckin' pole????
Am I old fashioned - should I start wearing crinolines?
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I hate.....pole dancing, especially at rallies. If I want that much meat thrust in me face I'll go and stand in front of the local butchers shop window
I have a thing about pole dancing - I think it's tasteless, and makes women look like slappers, what's wrong with dancing or stripping - that requires much more talent to put on a good show that dangling off a feckin' pole????
Am I old fashioned - should I start wearing crinolines?
I am undecided on this one - I think I may need to do more research - any particular rallies that are doing this?
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:47 AM
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i have only had the experience twice
once dragged into a club in prague , and at the NABD

I am a great fan of the female form but both occassions it left me cold

apart from which all the girls look bored
certainly at NABD didnt see many taking up the invite
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I hate.....pole dancing, especially at rallies. If I want that much meat thrust in me face I'll go and stand in front of the local butchers shop window
I have a thing about pole dancing - I think it's tasteless, and makes women look like slappers, what's wrong with dancing or stripping - that requires much more talent to put on a good show that dangling off a feckin' pole????
Am I old fashioned - should I start wearing crinolines?
I can't see the difference to be honest Mrs R.

A girl stood on stage, nakedly writhing and such like has just the same connotations as one gyrating around a scaffold pole.

As for looking like slappers, I am sure that people in the 'industry' will be convinced that they aren't, while those outside of it will probably be convinced that they are!

I mean, you don't go and watch either of them and expect to see knitting exhibitions - it's about sexual exhibitionism and voyeurism just like 'Twister'
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Old 05-08-2005, 08:54 AM
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MRS R - i think your right - not keen on pole dancing as its called

but dancing n stripping requires much better skill and talent
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Well i'm not a great fan of strippers, pole dancers or any of that.
I wouldn't sit in a restaurant watching everyone eat steak but not have anything to eat myself.
By the same token, if some bitch is gonna strip off and wriggle about in my face, she's havin' it, or stop wasting my time.
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By the same token, if some bitch is gonna strip off and wriggle about in my face, she's havin' it, or stop wasting my time.
I love it!
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Old 05-08-2005, 09:16 AM
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I'm with you Mrs R - not actually experienced it meself but.......

By the same token, I feel much the same about male displays - Chippendales etc. It's not that I object to what they do, it's the ridiculous exhibition that screaming women make of themselves at the shows.........

And what Taff said about females - weell, same goes the other way round!
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Well i'm not a great fan of strippers, pole dancers or any of that.
I wouldn't sit in a restaurant watching everyone eat steak but not have anything to eat myself.
By the same token, if some bitch is gonna strip off and wriggle about in my face, she's havin' it, or stop wasting my time.
ROFL...........
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Old 05-08-2005, 10:35 AM
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what's wrong with dancing or stripping - that requires much more talent to put on a good show that dangling off a feckin' pole????
You watch any good pole dancer and you'll find that it takes a lot more talent than your average stripper or 'exotic dancer' act.
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Interestingly enough, thats Jesters opinion too.

But if you want to talk about the skill involved ..... have you ever tried to hang upside down from a pole with no hands? There is definitely an art to it. Any old tart can wiggle her ass here there and everywhere, but can she shimmy up a pole and flash her boobs whilst hangin on upside down using just calf muscles?

Just a thought.
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there are lessons available mrs r, maybe you should go then youd understand what its all about.

http://eclipseleisure.co.uk/hen-week...Dance-Lessons/



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does nothing for me personally i prefer to leave something to the imagination
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But if you want to talk about the skill involved ..... have you ever tried to hang upside down from a pole with no hands? There is definitely an art to it. Any old tart can wiggle her ass here there and everywhere, but can she shimmy up a pole and flash her boobs whilst hangin on upside down using just calf muscles?
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A/No he was Czechoslovakian.

B/I've got plenty of experience hanging on by my calf muscles riding Edinburgh buses over the (tourist attraction)cobbles.

Can't see the attraction in the chippendales.They just make me laugh.As for females,I think the old style dancers/strippers are more erotic but they've all got more talent than me in that department!
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Interestingly enough, thats Jesters opinion too. .
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Old 05-08-2005, 11:59 AM
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Dont see anything wrong with pole dancing at all, and it does take a lot of skill ( aint tried it meself would end up in traction) and dont see any problem with it at rallies if its either after the kids are in bed or in a sepertae tent.
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And, curiously, the FYM's too.
Maybe its not such a bad thing the 3 of them didnt congregate
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Maybe its not such a bad thing the 3 of them didnt congregate
They would have spent all night in a corner being anti-social, you know.

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stop! ffs ..... I'm at my desk dontcha know

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I usually reckon that the "strippers" time is the best to get a drink at the bar, same old "same old".

Ever seen the female reaction when exotic "Male" dancers started appearing at rallies? 99% of them rush down the front - far more than the men watching the "laydeez".

However, one year at the South West Custom & Classic down at good old Shepton Mallet, they had a girl come out on stage in a full, Indian Head dress.
Yellow and white feathers in a long train from her head, down her back to the ground.
That was one helluva stylish act. One of the very few I've actually felt worth watching.
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nowt wrong with a bit neked flesh!..lol..
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My ex, used to be a 'body gaurd' for a couple of female errotic dancers. She couldnt stand to watch, so watched the crowd instead. She reakoned that when the action got really hot, the lads shut up and the lasses started paying very close attention. She reakoned that it 'did' something to more of the lasses than would admit to it...........
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I think that all 'strippers', 'exotic dancers' or 'pole dancers' should have a bit more self respect.

Used to work in a Lap-Dancing Club as Security. The stuff that went on in 'private' was shocking. Nothing more than glorified Tom's.

I have no interest in watching women or men make cnuts out of themselves by degrading themselves.
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its only an oppinion that this kind of work is degrading
i dont think it is,,,
each to their own i say
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Indeed it is.
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cant be bothered with em, certainly wouldnt make me go to a rally if i knew they were having, strippers/dancers/pole dancers , in fact the opposite. whats to look at anyhow, never could see the attraction of strippers, bit like waving a steaming hot steak dinner under the nose of a hungry man, but not letting him eat it, and still giving him the bill. each to their own though, if thats your bag, fair enough. only naked woman i want to see , is the one i can touch too!
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In all the 10 years of the Pissed indian Rally we have never had strippers or wet T-shirt competitions.
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In all the 10 years of the Pissed indian Rally we have never had strippers or wet T-shirt competitions.
What about toffee apples ?
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i love it.......nothing wrong with getting a beaver in the face
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any girls want to dance round my pole?




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