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Old 16-07-2004, 08:34 AM
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Anyone up for a thread of bike-related questions, with answers that miss the point? The idea is that you end your post with a Question. The Reply should be the answer (that misses the point), followed by your question. Eg.

Q: Should Rossi join F1?

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A: No, he should stay with the Quo.

Q: How much fork oil should I use?

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A: Depends on the size of the salad and the fork, but only use quality extra virgin olive oil.

Q: Which tyres should I buy?

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A: We recommend round ones.

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Old 16-07-2004, 08:40 AM
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A: Well you need batter and a hot frying pan...


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Old 16-07-2004, 08:43 AM
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A. jam or plain??


Q. i have seized nuts how can i get them off ?
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Old 16-07-2004, 09:01 AM
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A: use robbies tig to strike an arc this should heat your nuts sufficently to loosen em

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Old 16-07-2004, 09:07 AM
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A. Because he was the most intelligent snail who auditioned for Magic Roundabout.

Q. Where do you insert an 'Internal Throttle'?
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Old 16-07-2004, 10:16 AM
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A: Don't know... speak to the I.T. Dept I'm sure that they'll help you out!



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Old 16-07-2004, 10:20 AM
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A I haven't come here once as yet.

Q Is a tank-slapper a loose girl on the front of your bike?
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Old 16-07-2004, 10:27 AM
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A. no. a tank slapper is some one who hates armoured fighting vehicles.

Q. has anyone seen a squirrel sh"T.
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Old 16-07-2004, 10:39 AM
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A : No, but I've seen a rabbit shot.

Q : How many roads must a man walk down?
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Old 16-07-2004, 10:45 AM
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A. depend how many he walked up


Q. why do people with mobile phones shout
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Old 16-07-2004, 10:51 AM
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A Yes and it falls all the way to the floor and looks exactly like pinecones.

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Old 16-07-2004, 11:02 AM
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A. depends on how many left at four thirty.

Q. should i polish my helmet.
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Old 16-07-2004, 11:32 AM
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A: Won't that sting?

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Old 16-07-2004, 11:40 AM
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A. that's not a bike related question

Q. is this?
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Old 16-07-2004, 11:41 AM
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A: no im married


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Old 16-07-2004, 12:26 PM
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A: No, because shoes have no gender

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Old 16-07-2004, 12:35 PM
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A. Which way is she looking.


Q. Why are tyres black?
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Old 16-07-2004, 12:37 PM
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A: So they don't clash with your leathers

Q: Why do people buy Goldwings?
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Old 16-07-2004, 12:50 PM
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A. I thought that was a breed of eagle.

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Old 16-07-2004, 02:40 PM
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A. depends what floats her boat


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Old 16-07-2004, 05:47 PM
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A: pardon



Q:do wing nuts only fit hondas
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Old 16-07-2004, 07:00 PM
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A. I thought thats what you got when you didn't wipe your bum properly

Q. Can you still buy THOMOS mopeds in woolworths?
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Old 16-07-2004, 08:02 PM
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A. they came in tartan and plain blue


Q. water water everywhere.. why is there none to drink?
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Old 16-07-2004, 08:06 PM
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A cos it's frozen

Q Give me one good point about owning a Bike
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Old 16-07-2004, 09:15 PM
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Old 16-07-2004, 10:32 PM
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A. Yes, down the corridor third door on the left. Pull the chain when you've finished.

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Old 16-07-2004, 10:56 PM
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A) I think the "water music" was his most well known work



Q) is that what you call a line of people?
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Old 16-07-2004, 11:07 PM
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A a pong of pensioners ( must be a thursday in a post office)

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Old 16-07-2004, 11:12 PM
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(A) Not if you use Vicks Sinex



(Q)Whose coat is this jacket?
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Old 17-07-2004, 07:25 PM
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A. Being Welsh is not big or clever

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