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Old 13-06-2005, 05:28 PM
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Exclamation Urgent....Virus alert

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on
and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This
virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 27-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded
that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for
WINE but may require a more generous application.
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Old 13-06-2005, 05:48 PM
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Old 13-06-2005, 07:25 PM
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Old 13-06-2005, 07:44 PM
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