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Old 19-12-2017, 06:53 PM
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I am bored, so here is a Christmas story cause it’s nearly Christmas.
‘Oh, the sea, the Sea once more to the sea’, cried Bert the Viking. Who was once more on a voyage to pillage Britain, before Brexit came into force. Actually the real reason was to avoid another winter in Viking land, especially as in those days central heating did not exist.
On this voyage Bert the Viking also brought along his wife Helga, his best friend Lucky Eddy, who has actually nothing to do with this story and the Soothsayer. Now Soothsayers were very important on long Viking voyages, as there was not a reliable weather forecast in those days and as you can imagine those sort of skills can be pretty handy when your at sea. On this voyage the Soothsayer was called Olf the Red because his name was Olf and he was always dressed in red.
A few days after leaving Viking land, the weather got colder, the skies got darker and waves got bigger. Helga was beginning to worry that they may be entering a snow storm of blizzard proportions. Helga then asked Olf what he thought the weather would do.
Olf cast forth the bones and declared that it would rain and definitely would not snow. ‘Are you sure it is not going to snow Olf’ asked Helga. ‘Feck off of course it won’t snow’ replied Olf. Now Olf was also sometimes called Olf the rude as he tended to swear a lot.
Still not happy Helga turned to Bert and asked him ‘ are you sure Olf knows what he is talking about when he said it is going rain’. To which Bert replied ‘Rude Olf the Red knows rain dear’.
Sorry and a merry Christmas to ya all 😂😂😂😂
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Old 20-12-2017, 02:35 PM
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