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Old 07-08-2015, 08:00 PM
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Old 07-08-2015, 09:49 PM
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Very nice!....Looks a bit like the old one though...just sayin'.
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Very nice!....Looks a bit like the old one though...just sayin'.

The Forks , Wheels an Tank is from the old one
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Very nice bike. Trouble is, whatever you do to the bike you are still fucking ugly.

Not been around to abuse you for ages mate, hope you are well.

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Welcome back, Chopper. We've missed your dulcet tones!
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Old 15-08-2015, 06:01 PM
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It would appear Chopper has mellowed in his dotage. He only used one swearword and didn't complain about anything. How bizarre....

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It would appear Chopper has mellowed in his dotage. He only used one swearword and didn't complain about anything. How bizarre....

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Yeah I ate some custard and it was fucking shite, been ill for months 'cos of it. Tasted like warm yak vomit. Some fucktard thought putting yellow powder with milk was a good idea. Probably the same daft French cunt that one day saw a snail and thought it would be a good idea to eat that too.

Tell me this, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? By the way, I may have been away for a while but you are still a scouse git.

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I put your pic on my dart board, Chopper. I haven't missed you yet.

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You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn door with a hubcap.

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And I'm sure Choppers got a few items that he could use that we'd rather not think about....
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Old 18-08-2015, 05:40 PM
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And I'm sure Choppers got a few items that he could use that we'd rather not think about....
True, very true and Grav being such a sensitive soul. I would hate to corrupt him. Now torturing him is another matter.

How about tying him on a horizontal St Andrews Cross, putting a bowl of custard within smelling distance................ then getting a cat to shit in it while my Rottie chews his bare feet?

Just an off the cuff idea. Give me time and I will come up with something a lot better.

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Hey Grav, this is my Rottie, "Storm".



She loves to meet strangers!! LOL

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She loves to meet strangers!! LOL

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He's a little chap, my friend had one that was 74Kg, .......
Your friends dog was a fat bastard then. "Storm" is a SHE and weighs in at a healthy 42KG. You have to see her to believe how fast she can move. Watch her run and you think she is in top gear.... then the turbo kicks in. Very fast for such a big dog.

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Your friends dog was a fat bastard then. "Storm" is a SHE and weighs in at a healthy 42KG. You have to see her to believe how fast she can move. Watch her run and you think she is in top gear.... then the turbo kicks in. Very fast for such a big dog.

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My friends dog was a She as well, not fat just muscular. Everybody was afraid of her but she was a gentle giant. I used to roll around and play with her and her mate Harry and they would grab my steel toecap boots and drag me across the floor. Rotties are lovely dogs give a bad rep by bad owners. Yours looks to be in great condition....

There are different breeds of Rottie as Harry looked more like yours, whereas Sacha was shorter in the snout and had a bigger head.
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