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The Big Debate! So if Clarkson goes, who would you like to see in his place, (that is if they keep it!)?

Personally I think Guy Martin would make a good replacement. Maybe Jensen Button if he decides to retire.

I throw the motion over to the floor!......
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How about Nigel Farage.

No think about it people either like him or loathe him.
He smokes drinks and says what he thinks, and will probably be unemployed after the election.
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Any body would be better than that over payed cretin , suzie Perry in leather would be nice mmmmm
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What about me, and I'll keep Hammond to ride some of the bikes, let the other one do the cars with the stig.

With a facelift and a few lies I could pass for John Hopkins the racer..

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Tiffany Dell?

I honestly thought that was what he was called for years
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Isn't he still happily ensconced in boring old Fifth Gear?

He was one of the boring presenters they got rid of when they re-invented Top Gear as a comedy programme! - quitre suiccesfully I thought, but it may have run its course.
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How about Nigel Farage.

No think about it people either like him or loathe him.
He smokes drinks and says what he thinks, and will probably be unemployed after the election.
I reckon he will end up like Neil Kinnock, get a knighthood or become a lord and shunted off into a cushy job for him and his wife to shut him up.

Or he could end up like that Spanish bloke with the pink shirts who has a free pass on all the railways, can't remember his name but it will come to me..

And finally, we would all take him more seriously if the UKIP party won about 100 seats at the next election.

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Michael Portillo is the geezer, john.

I think Jason Plato could be a good contender. Suzy Perry was good on the Gadget Show.

If Farage can walk away from a plane crash, he could probably walk on water!....
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At least he didn't fake that to get votes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...-pictures.html

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That'll teach him to fart and light up at the same time then....
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At least he didn't fake that to get votes.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...-pictures.html

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Good old Northampton, always shooting down aeroplanes as they haven't realized that WW2 has been over for a while now........
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im personally glad to see clarkson go. he hates bikers , hates trucks, and hates everything that aint over 50 grand. leave it to the other two, they can manage.
if i had a choice id go for angus deayton, good sense of humour and a bit naughty.
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As long as it's not Henry Cole I don't care. ok so I do. I vote foggy
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Time they had a female on there again - who was it that did a really amazing time in the 'star in a cheap and nasty car'?
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Regarding the female gender, I think that German girl that stuffed Clarkson around Nuremberg in a transit would make a good presenter.

Jody Kidd's name was banded about by the Standard a few days ago apparently.
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One of the ex touring car guys, Tim Harvey?

NEVER NEVER that pompus arrogant "its someones elses fault I didnt win" dickhead Plato
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Let's be honest, the Beeb aren't going to let one of their biggest money earners go. If they do, ITV or Sky are going to give him a blank cheque and carte blanche to do what he wants and the hamster and Captain Slow will follow as they're a team. It will be career suicide for the executive who fires him. Love him or loath him, he pulls in the viewers which is what the top brass want.
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Just what I was saying this afternoon - the Beeb needs him far more than he needs the Beeb!
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Of course this could all be another publicity stunt.

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Ooh, you're so scinical...scinicl.... unbelieving, John....
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Of course this could all be another publicity stunt.

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Ooh, you're so scinical...scinicl.... unbelieving, John....
the word you are looking for is scintillating or unbelievable.

I dunno, I try to raise the standards of this forum but all I have to work with is dross.

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the word you are looking for is scintillating or unbelievable.

I dunno, I try to raise the standards of this forum but all I have to work with is dross.

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and your at an age where you cant remember where you put it john
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the word you are looking for is scintillating or unbelievable.

I dunno, I try to raise the standards of this forum but all I have to work in is a dress.

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That doesn't surprise me...
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Yep, when in trouble cause a distraction ............ now let me see what can they distract us about, oh yes reporting kiddie fiddling for one
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Don't know if the link will work, if it does it should make you laugh as much as I did......



https://youtu.be/48h-q-FEBSw
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Bit late to the show on this one, But, I really don't care, Clarkson is a cunt, the programme is shite aimed at brain dead fucktards that drive with their eyes shut and their ego's open.
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