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Old 25-01-2014, 12:55 AM
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Went into town tonight to get some fags and a take away curry. Got both and was on my way home to Mrs Chopper. It was dark and raining, I was within the speed limit and some light blind deaf twat pulls out of a hotel car park right in front of me. I braked hard and swerved. There was the sound of my Freelander horn and the smell of spilt curry filled the motor.

I thought I had missed him as I tried to get the motor back on track. Then I heard the sickening crunch as I took out his front off side wing. Once the motor stopped I got out and my shoulder was hurting like fuck from where the seat belt had done its job. I was cursing and swearing, wanting to tear his head off and shit in his empty skull.

The offending driver, slowly opened the door on his car, which was now a different shape... The driver got out and put his hat on. There stood before me something that I would never have thought I would see in real life.............

A 60 year old BOY SCOUT!!!!!!! Done up in full regalia, all thoughts of smashing his stupid face in dissolved, despite the pain in my shoulder, as I bent double pissing myself laughing.

It could only happen to me.

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Old 25-01-2014, 06:57 AM
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Old 25-01-2014, 08:54 AM
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Tie him up with a tent guy rope, gimp him up with his woggle, & whip him without mercy until he can say 'bob a job' backwards...... oh, & get a video of it up on here.
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That's Karma, for eating curry.
I wont have the sloppy paki shite in the house.
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That's Karma, for eating curry.
I wont have the sloppy paki shite in the house.
Can't help it Taff, I love curry, but the bit that makes me angry is that we have the fucking recipe, so why are the cunts still here?

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At least the chap did you a good turn and made you split your sides laughing.

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Old 25-01-2014, 12:10 PM
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Can't help it Taff, I love curry, but the bit that makes me angry is that we have the fucking recipe, so why are the cunts still here?

Chopper

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