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Old 13-02-2012, 09:38 AM
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Default Whitney Houston

The Sun newspaper has said that they were saddened by the loss of a great and talented singer and they were very touched by the number of messages of consolation in her Voicemail inbox



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a new sex position "the whitney" has been entered in the karma sutra.
you lie face down in a bath and choke on yer own crack
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Referring to the original joke.

It's not right, but it's ok............
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whats hard 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked on valentines day?

whitney houstons crack pipe!!
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6 Grammys in 14 years - Success

6 grams in 14 minutes - Fail
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whats pink and sits on the doormat?

whitney houstons valentines cards
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Old 13-02-2012, 09:30 PM
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Just sin a collection of whitneys biggest hits... Boy she was a demon on that pipe.
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Just shows that kevin costner was a crap bodyguard
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Old 14-02-2012, 06:06 PM
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Whitney is about to star in a new film ...... called Bodybag
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breaking news
bobby brown has been found dead ,apparant suicide the police said
they based this on a suicide note that simply said
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME .....ta da ok ill get me coat
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its not right , but its okay.... sings whitney houstons coroner.....as he slowly undoes his flies
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We've got ourselves a pet spider & called it Whitney.

It can't get out the bath either.
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The paramedic burst into the bathroom and said..............






"Houston we have a problem"






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Old 16-02-2012, 07:59 AM
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Cashing in.

Whitney Houston fell of the perch and that is sad, although it looks more and more as though it might have been an own goal.
Within hours of the announcement of her death, her caring and sharing record company Sony, seeing dollar signs in their eyes, jacked up the price of her albums.

Shame on them, and if they think the punters believe the excuse 'mistakenly priced' then I have a bridge for sale.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17039076
I hope people downloaded the albums for nowt and by-passed the greedy.
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Fans were preparing a vigil at WHs grave side


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rotton lot.

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rotton lot.

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Ok how about a Candlelit vigil then

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Knock Knock...

Knock Knock...

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock...

"Hurry up Whitney I'm busting for a shit!"
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Old 17-02-2012, 06:28 PM
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The Ku Klux Klan today described Whitney Houston's condition as "Satisfactory"
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In a failed attempt to help Whitney Houston before she died, Not even Gavin from Autoglass could fix her crack problem.
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