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Old 18-12-2011, 02:38 PM
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I was shagging this girl over her kitchen table, when we heard the front door open.
She said "Quick! It's my husband. Try the back door!"
On reflection, I should have legged it, but you don't get an offer like that very often.
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Old 18-12-2011, 02:48 PM
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Talking of doors......... there's yours, please leave
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And don't forget your coat on the way out!
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There is no such call as "wrong hole! Wrong HOLE!" only "More lube! More LUBE!"
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Or axle grease!
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