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Old 10-12-2011, 09:24 PM
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Went tae edinburgh Zoo the day tae see the Giant Pandas that have just arrived.


they sit around all day doin fuck all apart from eatin


hugely overweight / massive tits / and 2 black eyes


Fuck me they look like us Scots already........
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:04 PM
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Went tae edinburgh Zoo the day tae see the Giant Pandas that have just arrived.


they sit around all day doin fuck all apart from eatin


hugely overweight / massive tits / and 2 black eyes


Fuck me they look like us Scots already........
I think I must have moved away just in time...

I've still got my good looks..

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Old 11-12-2011, 12:53 PM
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I've still got my god awful looks..

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Fixed that fer ya John.

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Old 11-12-2011, 01:26 PM
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wenr to china a few years ago,now thay eat anything that walks or crawls,so i asked if i could eat a panda,before thay go extinct,thay looked pissed of at me.
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Old 11-12-2011, 03:19 PM
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Old 13-12-2011, 08:38 PM
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the only reason Pandas is veggies is cos they're too fekkin idle to hunt for meat...?

they eats what is closest to them-bamboo instead of meat

I have tried to eat a mutton pie, I even travelled to the far far north to try n eat it...so I reckon you scots eat them ONLY because they are handy..................................not that i'm suggestin for a second t'scots are idle...but then YOU was the one reckoned they'd come home....

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