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being a car driver makes you a better pedestrian,beibg a biker makes you a better driver,being 100% biker makes you a better human
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Old 02-12-2011, 05:26 AM
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Being a pedestrian makes me feet hurt.
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Being a Biker in winter makes me wish I had a car
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Old 02-12-2011, 04:19 PM
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I have a big flash Yank car with all the toys but still use Heathers old bike everyday while mine is off the road and the car sits at the side of the road. Does that make me wierd then?
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Old 02-12-2011, 10:49 PM
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I two car's.... I'd rather have my tirke though!

I had her already for the bit's to be fitted to finish her off, then MOT her.... Ill and then ill somemore, then got a little better then ill again, an' again... Then the mates who said they'd come round and finish the bit's I couldn't... Didn't!

Both car's go well, nice an warm, draft free.... I'd rather have mi trike!
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If we're talking wishes, can I have a matt black military spec HumVee with Vanessa Upton in a rubber uniform and heels to drive it for me?

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If we're talking wishes, can I have a matt black military spec HumVee

Never driven a military spec, but the civvy ones are 'orrible.

They're like Dr Who's Tardis backwards.

How can you make summat so big outside that's got no space inside ?
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Never driven a military spec, but the civvy ones are 'orrible.

They're like Dr Who's Tardis backwards.

How can you make summat so big outside that's got no space inside ?
I don't care, it'll have Vanessa Upton in a rubber uniform and heels in it.
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I dunno...that might be a bit of a squeeze.

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If we're talking wishes, can I have a matt black military spec HumVee with Vanessa Upton in a rubber uniform and heels to drive it for me?

I take on too, but with Pauley Perrette instead
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Stuff the humvee! I'll just Vanessa Upton in a nursey uniform! Bugger! I need me GTN spray again!
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