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Old 20-11-2011, 01:06 AM
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A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat
things.
The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says,
"That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*****g batteries like
there's no tomorrow!"
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Old 20-11-2011, 01:35 PM
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The next day at school, the teacher asked the kids to name something they'd like to be covered with if they weren't covered in skin.

The first little boy says, "Gold"
"Why Gold?"
The little boy says, "If I didn't have any money, I could peel some off and spend it"
The teacher says "Yes, that's very good. Well done."

A little girl says, "Silver"
"Ok, so why silver?"
The little girl says, "If I didn't have any money, I could peel some off and spend it, and it's lighter than gold"

Little Johnny says, "Curly hair."
After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says,
"Why on earth would you want to be covered in curly hair?"

"Well my sister only has a little triangle of it and she makes a bloody fortune from it!"
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