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Old 17-11-2011, 07:54 PM
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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,
so they decide she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand
in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a
hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked
around the corner."

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and
says, "How much?

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says "Darn. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on."

She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for
thirty dollars?"

Harry says, "A handy". She runs back and tells the
guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handy. He
says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants,
and out pops a simply HUGE male unit.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll
be right back." She runs back around the corner and
says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy
bucks?"
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