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Old 26-09-2011, 07:35 PM
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Smile Once upon a time

A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, Will you marry me?
The Princes s said, No!!! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and
never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous
farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends
and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money i n
the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
If people knew how hard I worked to get my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all. Michelangelo
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Old 26-09-2011, 07:43 PM
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Another classic mate....
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Old 27-09-2011, 07:40 PM
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