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Old 24-05-2011, 05:24 PM
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Hello guvna. Bit of a pip, what say? I'd rather be watchin' the Antiques Roadshow on me tele' with tea and crumpets. Had no clue I opened the wrong toilet lid. Blimey, have at it pinheads. All the best, cheers. Fuck this, I'm outa here!
thats the second time you have said `fuck this, i`m outa here` fuckwit
ps theres 2 ts in outta
you fuckin retards have no idea about england have yer
only what yer granddaddie told about england in wartime (WWII)
and you go on about this bro bullshit too, fuck off and suck a bag of dicks you rednecked wannabe twat
and how many, ahem `bikers` think what others say is rude
take a hike shitstick
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Old 24-05-2011, 05:31 PM
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Personally I think Droid gave the wrong answer.

The problem of filtering is only applicable to us.

For a Septic the biggest problem with a trike would be getting it in the pick up truck to go to a bike rally.
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Old 24-05-2011, 05:53 PM
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Oi gimp, we've got your President. If you want to see him back............

On second thoughts you can keep the 5% Paddy.
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Old 24-05-2011, 06:10 PM
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Your really horrible you lot to our merican friend .

lets try to be kinder to him after all he's probably tired to get and answer to the Orignal Question on lots of merican forums and they've had the good sense to think he's a cunt aswell .

Perhaps if we told him the real truth that only Poofs and Pousers like trikes then he might understand things better

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Old 24-05-2011, 06:46 PM
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Perhaps if we told him the real truth that only Poofs like trikes then he might understand things better

Daaaaahling you're so stroooong....

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Old 24-05-2011, 08:12 PM
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Should I ban fatgimp, or leave his account open, just in case he wants to come back
Leave him on...maybe he can enlighten us about his cottaging experiences when he's finished his tea and crumpets..

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Old 24-05-2011, 08:44 PM
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OI Pugwash, you rotten bugger !!! I have to ride a trike and I aint a poof or a pouser (yet)



And I was so having a laugh with the thread
(now crying) tongue in cheek

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Old 24-05-2011, 08:49 PM
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OI Pugwash, you rotten bugger !!! I have to ride a trike and I aint a poof or a pouser (yet)



And I was so having a laugh the thread
(now crying) tongue in cheek
It's not Pug's fault he can't spell poseur. Don't laugh at his expense, you cruel bastard.
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Old 24-05-2011, 08:56 PM
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Me, laugh, Now would I ????????

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Old 24-05-2011, 09:41 PM
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Ummmm, going back (briefly) to the original post, did it 'more or less' admit to not having a bike license?
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Old 24-05-2011, 09:54 PM
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Yes.

I remember Roy. Thanks for that Huw lol
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Old 24-05-2011, 10:06 PM
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Me, laugh, Now would I ????????

probalby right not too you didn't spell it right either

Huw only knows how to spell it due to his..erm stage apperances
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Old 25-05-2011, 04:16 AM
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate." But, understand this hobbits, you're all losers.
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Old 25-05-2011, 05:43 AM
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Bollocks
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Old 25-05-2011, 06:09 AM
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indeed a TROLL

sumthing Kajir said about being in Septics land: warm friendly do anything for ya folks....
but over here the septics i meet turn into the more insensitive
'back home my place is 4 times the size of yours,
call that a freeway,
my library back home is twice the size of your british library etc'

thass why we calls em backhomes innit? & wish that they were

they are more idiotic, nay cretinous to the point of joy: you'd sell me that bridge, sell me that battleship...?

they has an idea and no matter how fekkin cretinous it is they will do it: its my right to do what I want to do & you can't say no, like kiddies in a playground-I'll stamp me feet until I gets it

& they lead us into fekwit wars-sorry Engagements,

so TROLL 'fatgimp'

I kno's folks who will help you build your Harley Trike: y'want Concho's with that? Live to Ride bits? funky chicken/screaming eagle add ons?
Fine,
& we'll help send you on your way into 'trikerland'

is it a show finish you want?
Fine, 'cut us a check' (never mind that spelling)

we've got some great ideas........
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Old 25-05-2011, 07:23 AM
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate." But, understand this hobbits, you're all losers.
Fucking hell..now he thinks we're antipodeans!

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Old 25-05-2011, 07:45 AM
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Yes.

I remember Roy. Thanks for that Huw lol
Oi. johnr metioned R**. I never mentioned R**. R** was (on the advice of STEViE) listed in my phone as "Do not Answer" after the 4th phone call.
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Old 25-05-2011, 08:23 AM
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate." But, understand this hobbits, you're all losers.
Well maybe if you spoke English you might do better you fat twat. Did your parents have any children that are not retards or window lickers?

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Old 25-05-2011, 09:06 AM
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate." But, understand this hobbits, you're all losers.
Irony?


(Actually, I laughed so much at this one, I almost shit myself.)
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Old 25-05-2011, 09:32 AM
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate." But, understand this hobbits, you're all losers.
I always thought Ronald McDonald was the biggest clown in america!
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Old 25-05-2011, 12:53 PM
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Well, well aren't we a fiesty bunch this morning. Please be patient my little drones all will be revealed shortly. With the collaboration of one of your own my study is near completion. Not as interesting as my past communication with CoCo the sign language gorilla, my study on the limited intellect and near total isolation from the free world, summations are forthcoming. Please bare with me my busy little bees. The clique world you inhabit and your subculture ignomity won't be compromised. I promise.
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Old 25-05-2011, 01:20 PM
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I thought you'd flounced off.
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Old 25-05-2011, 01:22 PM
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Could you just explain to me the purpose of your postings. To come on a forum as a newbie and then insult not only everybody on that forum, but also everyone associated with the lifestyle that forum represents seems to me to be a little bit pointless. Did you really want answers on your possible Road King conversion, or is this just some strange method you have of amusing yourself. I somehow doubt that you would have the courage to speak to anyone from this site in the manner you have been were you to meet them face to face, and since nobody here is going to lose a minutes sleep by reading your inane ramblings your whole exercise becomes a complete waste of time. I would suggest you have a good hard look at the empty space you call your life and go and find something worthwhile to do instead.
I fully expect you to make a puerile insulting reply to this, but don't worry, I won't be offended by mere words on my computer screen.
Should you ever wish to make a more personal approach I will gladly supply you with the address of my local.
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Old 25-05-2011, 02:06 PM
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Found the bugger .........

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Old 25-05-2011, 02:48 PM
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Found the bugger .........


There ya go, I was right. Fat, retarded, window licking twat!

Kidhaf, your investigative powers are impressive mate

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Old 25-05-2011, 04:09 PM
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The guy sounds like a right pillock, I don't really understand why some of us appear to be rising to his bait?
Why even bother taking offence to what he's saying when he's obviously a wind-up merchant? Surely he isn't being taken seriously...
Reminds me of a kid having a tantrum on the supermarket floor to get attention, ie best ignored.
Its just a shame he's re-inforcing so many prejudices

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Old 25-05-2011, 05:18 PM
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Fatgimp, you come on here (a British "biker" forum) and ask a question. Because you don't get an answer straight away (probably because the vast majority would be in the pub or, more likely, asleep), you insult us all. Of course, we all then take the piss out of you and your American attitude. We are not going to sit back and take it like some Hollywood stereotype of an Englishman. You then say you are going to leave as we are all "losers". We take the piss a bit more and you then come back showing you cannot keep your word. How do you expect us to react? Unlike Hollywood, we are not going to bend over backwards and capitulate to you! May I suggest you do one of two things? 1) Apologise and accept the differences between the UK and America. Then you can get to know us better and our sense of humour or 2) keep your word, bugger off and don't come back.

You may change your mind once you do get to know us and how different we are to your pre-conceptions of us.
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Old 25-05-2011, 07:01 PM
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BTW: is he a sadsimian?

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Old 25-05-2011, 07:22 PM
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BTW: is he a sadsimian?

No.

He's some 15 year old English Billy No-Mates who's finished his GCSEs and is bored.
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Old 25-05-2011, 07:26 PM
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Well, well aren't we a fiesty bunch this morning. Please be patient my little drones all will be revealed shortly. With the collaboration of one of your own my study is near completion. Not as interesting as my past communication with CoCo the sign language gorilla, my study on the limited intellect and near total isolation from the free world, summations are forthcoming. Please bare with me my busy little bees. The clique world you inhabit and your subculture ignomity won't be compromised. I promise.
And who would be interested in your pointless study then ?
so that means you are not a biker but a `intellectual` type doing a `study` on motorcycle forums, and the type of people who are members
and as with most of these `studies` they are always one sided and make the subject look bad, because the `author` never reveals how he got the `subjects` to react in the way they did
and did coco the gorilla refuse your sexual advances
and do you think anyone would take any notice of what you have to say in your `study`?
dout it one little bit sunshine
and america land of the free, i dout that one little bit, i know a few merricans and they all say thats crap
so go and do your pointless `study` and get a nice pat on the head off your teacher right before he puts it in the bin
ps, you can not judge people from a internet forum, the only way is by talking to them face to face
and most academics are totaly usless in the real world and offer nothing to society, give me a craftsman anyday
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