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Old 24-05-2011, 05:49 AM
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and they wonder why the whole planet thinks americans are cunts.

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Old 24-05-2011, 06:33 AM
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Just as I thought. Ass grabbin' faggots, pimple-puss poppers and Limeys suckin' the hash marks from your Queen's skivvies. Nary a biker nor a bro among the lot! Shameful.
Fuckin hell that's so tragic it's hilarious
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Old 24-05-2011, 08:03 AM
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Just as I thought. Ass grabbin' faggots, pimple-puss poppers and Limeys suckin' the hash marks from your Queen's skivvies. Nary a biker nor a bro among the lot! Shameful.

Hmmmmmm where to begin ........I thought of lots to say and write but simplified it ......mans a cunt.
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Old 24-05-2011, 08:04 AM
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Just as I thought. Ass grabbin' faggots, pimple-puss poppers and Limeys suckin' the hash marks from your Queen's skivvies. Nary a biker nor a bro among the lot! Shameful.
Hang on,

You come on to a UK biker site, have a go at someone who gave you an honest answer to a question (not being able to filter is potentially a downside of having a trike), then you ask what filtering is?

Then you kick off on one?

And we're the bad guys?

Take yourself to one side and give yourself a good talking to. Then come back on here and play nicely or don't come back at all.

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Old 24-05-2011, 08:05 AM
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Fuckin hell that's so tragic it's hilarious
Dont you laff ....bro ..... its your fault wi yer filterin joke ......had ye ignored im he might have just fucked off out of it.....

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Old 24-05-2011, 08:26 AM
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Yeah, after 38 years of being a cunt I decided to make the mortal mistake and convert my '03 Roadking into a trike. For years I thought trikes were for girls, and old dorks. Now, with a major chip on my shoulder giving me problems, on top of being a cunt, I will be converting my Harley into three wheels. Please, 'o lord forgive me! The up side is not needing a helmet or MC license. Kind of like the old days in Cali. and Alaska where I learnt how to be a cunt. But what are the down sides to riding a trike, my brothers, Thanks, A. Cunt.
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Old 24-05-2011, 08:55 AM
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'kin 'ell Pete, your ability to translate from merkin is amazing!
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Old 24-05-2011, 09:04 AM
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I thought our two countries had a special relationship
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Old 24-05-2011, 09:41 AM
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Maybe Fatgimp is "special".
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Old 24-05-2011, 10:10 AM
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separated by a common language..

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Old 24-05-2011, 10:12 AM
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awwww i wanted to be a !bro!, puttin' down the blacktop on my sled to meet my other bros for some suds..........

guess i'll just have to ride down the pub for a beer with my mates ......shame really, i reckon i'd look great in a leather cap and a pair of arseless trousers....

is it just me or do the queen's hash marks taste like caviar??

oh by the way.......FUCK YOU FATGIMP!!!
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Old 24-05-2011, 10:21 AM
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Just as I thought. Ass grabbin' faggots, pimple-puss poppers and Limeys suckin' the hash marks from your Queen's skivvies. Nary a biker nor a bro among the lot! Shameful.

Simple answer; FUCK OFF...........BRO!

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Old 24-05-2011, 10:35 AM
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Just for info, the Stoopids refer to filtering as lane splitting, and I may be wrong (and I actually don't care) but I think it's illegal over there in Stoopidland.
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Old 24-05-2011, 10:38 AM
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awwww i wanted to be a !bro!, puttin' down the blacktop on my sled to meet my other bros for some suds..........
'sled' is soooooooo last week, the merkins are calling motorcycles 'scoots' now, which last time i checked is what my 7 year old rides to the park on!
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Old 24-05-2011, 12:48 PM
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Hello guvna. Bit of a pip, what say? I'd rather be watchin' the Antiques Roadshow on me tele' with tea and crumpets. Had no clue I opened the wrong toilet lid. Blimey, have at it pinheads. All the best, cheers. Fuck this, I'm outa here!
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Old 24-05-2011, 01:15 PM
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Maybe Fatgimp is "special".
fuck! you dont think fatgimp is american for 'ROY' do you?
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Old 24-05-2011, 01:16 PM
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Hello guvna. Bit of a pip, what say? I'd rather be watchin' the Antiques Roadshow on me tele' with tea and crumpets. Had no clue I opened the wrong toilet lid. Blimey, have at it pinheads. All the best, cheers. Fuck this, I'm outa here!

gor blimey mary poppins, do yew loiyke miy accent, its as real as i am!!!
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Old 24-05-2011, 01:23 PM
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Should I ban fatgimp, or leave his account open, just in case he wants to come back
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yer jokin, he's an american who has found something that is outside the united states? he's already on uncharted territory for most of his countrymen!!
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Old 24-05-2011, 01:45 PM
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Leave it,he might come back with his mates.............Oh.
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Old 24-05-2011, 02:31 PM
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maybe speedsqueek got bored and wanted a new troll account so invented fatgimp
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Old 24-05-2011, 02:35 PM
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Nooooo Ban Droid ..he started it all .... with his filtering .......

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Old 24-05-2011, 02:50 PM
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Hello guvna. Bit of a pip, what say? I'd rather be watchin' the Antiques Roadshow on me tele' with tea and crumpets. Had no clue I opened the wrong toilet lid. Blimey, have at it pinheads. All the best, cheers. Fuck this, I'm outa here!
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Old 24-05-2011, 03:00 PM
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Hello guvna. Bit of a pip, what say? I'd rather be watchin' the Antiques Roadshow on me tele' with tea and crumpets. Had no clue I opened the wrong toilet lid. Blimey, have at it pinheads. All the best, cheers. Fuck this, I'm outa here!
and there we go appropriate label of Stoopid is once again re-affirmed.

Beer Monster, please don't ban him, every village requires it's idiot, even an online village.
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maybe speedsqueek got bored and wanted a new troll account so invented fatgimp
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Old 24-05-2011, 04:54 PM
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naaaah BM leave him on , we all need something to feel superior to , even if it is a fuckwit merkin

funny thing is, i spent over 2 years in the deep south of the usa, on a v65 magna with a guitar slung over my back and never met anything but solid, sensible, genuine people......

so i reiterate......FUCK YOU FATGIMP. and the !scoot! you wobbled in on !
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lol i havnt laughed at a thread like this since we had the sadsimians one

WAIT A MO JUST HAD AN IDEA

why dont we send him the sadsimions link, that way he can hang around with all his bro's
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Lol most merkins wobble, even on a trike, especially if its got a solid rear end (unlike the merkin sat on it)
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Old 24-05-2011, 05:14 PM
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personally I rekon he miss read filtering for felching
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