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Old 22-05-2011, 05:02 AM
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Yeah, after 38 years of riding a two wheeler I decided to make the mortal mistake and convert my '03 Roadking into a trike. For years I thought trikes were for girls, and old dorks. Now, with a major ankle and leg injury giving me problems, on top of being 62 years old, I will be converting my Harley into three wheels. Please, 'o lord forgive me! The up side is not needing a helmet or MC license. Kind of like the old days in Cali. and Alaska where I'm from. But what are the down sides to riding a trike, my brothers, Thanks, fatgimp.
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Old 22-05-2011, 05:28 AM
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Main down side is you can't filter.

Well, you can, but you'll only do it once....
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Old 22-05-2011, 05:46 AM
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Whats filter mean?
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Old 22-05-2011, 06:08 AM
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Is that how it is? A bunch of rude pricks. Blow me and this site!
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Old 22-05-2011, 09:12 AM
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Is that how it is? A bunch of rude pricks. Blow me and this site!
didn't take long.........
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Old 22-05-2011, 10:46 AM
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WTF was all that about?
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Old 22-05-2011, 11:03 AM
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WTF was all that about?
I think the septic thought we was his private army/servants:

"I ask y'all a question & you fekkers (= motherfuckers) best answer immediately or I throw my (goddam) toys from the pram...."

we give such poor service considerin' they won the war for us

(& then bled us dry financially while giving the wops billions-we finished paying for 'their' war in 2006)

y'd think if y'were going to trike a harley, y'd at least have a sense of humour.....................................
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Old 22-05-2011, 11:21 AM
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I thought one of you lot must have posted something nasty or crude
but no nuffin, fucking crybaby look at me shithead
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Old 22-05-2011, 11:24 AM
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sounds like yer average trike rider too me
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Old 22-05-2011, 11:58 AM
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Bog off Pugwash!





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Old 22-05-2011, 12:08 PM
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ok below average then
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Old 22-05-2011, 03:03 PM
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Disappointing really. I thought there was going to be more mileage on this one.
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Old 22-05-2011, 03:20 PM
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Main down side is you can't filter.

Well, you can, but you'll only do it once....
Fucking hell, if that's rude it's lucky I didn't post something..

Hurt his fucking ankle and now wants us all to feel sorry for him..

polite mode on.. Stupid twat... polite mode off..

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Old 22-05-2011, 05:07 PM
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Main down side is you can't filter.

Well, you can, but you'll only do it once....
Bollox, i filter, you would be surprised how many cars move out the way when they see a trike coming down between a line of cars!
OH MY WING MIRRORS! lol
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Old 22-05-2011, 05:21 PM
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You're the 'FatGimp' you blow ME bitch
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Old 22-05-2011, 05:34 PM
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Couldn't have been me that upset him, I was out enjoying meself.

Just in case the world came to an end.
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Old 22-05-2011, 05:36 PM
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Yeah, after 38 years of riding a two wheeler I decided to make the mortal mistake and convert my '03 Roadking into a trike. For years I thought trikes were for girls, and old dorks. Now, with a major ankle and leg injury giving me problems, on top of being 62 years old, I will be converting my Harley into three wheels. Please, 'o lord forgive me! The up side is not needing a helmet or MC license. Kind of like the old days in Cali. and Alaska where I'm from. But what are the down sides to riding a trike, my brothers, Thanks, fatgimp.

this was a troll wasn't it?

& I kno's you don't feed the Troll, but I was thinking it'd be fun...

all the bits i boldened, were little hints & invites

else: theres a 62 yr old septic with a thin skin, fat wallet
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a complex about folks not giving a shit, here's my pic of me not giving a shit:










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Old 22-05-2011, 06:09 PM
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Bollox, i filter, you would be surprised how many cars move out the way when they see a trike coming down between a line of cars!
OH MY WING MIRRORS! lol
I tried it a few years ago on the A38, and got soundly bollocked by the triker following me. Well, errr, his missus bollocked him for following me and he merely passed it on.....

I'll leave you to it mate....
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Old 22-05-2011, 10:37 PM
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Seriously though, what did upset fatgimp? Will he tell us?
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Old 22-05-2011, 11:08 PM
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Think he thinks 'filtering' is rude
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Old 23-05-2011, 08:21 AM
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Typical fat greasy smelly bikers being rude to all and sundry ....no wonder we gets a bad name .....one of choppers customers will know him ....after all they will be quite used to having fatgimps around......
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Old 23-05-2011, 02:15 PM
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Typical fat greasy smelly bikers being rude to all and sundry ....no wonder we gets a bad name .....one of choppers customers will know him ....after all they will be quite used to having fatgimps around......
My fetish customers know better than to have an attitude like that, when dealing with me. Amazing how much damage a bullwhip can do by "Accident". Sharp edges on insertables can make a hell of a mess of body orifices.

Fatgimp sounds like he is on a sympathy trip and wants lots of attention. Only place to find sympathy around here is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

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Old 23-05-2011, 06:27 PM
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1 hour and 6 minutes. Is that the fastest flounce ever on here? What answers does he expect at silly o'clock in the morning?
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Old 23-05-2011, 07:01 PM
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1 hour and 6 minutes. Is that the fastest flounce ever on here? What answers does he expect at silly o'clock in the morning?
Better than he got
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Old 23-05-2011, 07:08 PM
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The site has no room for pricks like him ,bye gimp
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Old 23-05-2011, 10:14 PM
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I am now desperate to know what 'filtering' is in fatgimp-land, so I can avoid it at all costs! Sounds nasty
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Old 23-05-2011, 10:21 PM
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FFS boys, how many times do you need to be told to play nice with the new people?
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Old 23-05-2011, 11:02 PM
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I am now desperate to know what 'filtering' is in fatgimp-land
Thats what I was thinking too, and have been trying to find out all day !
It must be quite special !
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Old 23-05-2011, 11:42 PM
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Maybe one of the big boys in Yanky land gave him a good filtering an he still can't sit down
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Old 24-05-2011, 04:50 AM
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Just as I thought. Ass grabbin' faggots, pimple-puss poppers and Limeys suckin' the hash marks from your Queen's skivvies. Nary a biker nor a bro among the lot! Shameful.
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