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Old 06-06-2004, 01:31 PM
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to all you studdly males out there.

But girls, am I the only one who's hubby sleeps nearly all day on a Sunday ???
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Old 06-06-2004, 03:46 PM
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Old 06-06-2004, 05:16 PM
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to all you studdly males out there.

But girls, am I the only one who's hubby sleeps nearly all day on a Sunday ???
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fraid so!!! Mitch is always awake at the crack of dawn, I never sleep thanks to being a chronic insomniac. No 1 sone doesn't let the side down though, he sleeps all day every day the lazt git
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Old 06-06-2004, 05:21 PM
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Triker Gal if you didn't keep him awake all Saturday night (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) he might be fit to get up
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:10 PM
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..... was you watching ?? Ohhh ya dirty perve ,lmao
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..... was you watching ?? Ohhh ya dirty perve ,lmao

Not so much watching as listening, and you know how many miles away I live
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:41 AM
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Sleep all day on a Sunday!!! Hell no! that's one of my days off work I have to get up early and make the day last as long as possible
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Sunday was easy..he was out of bed no probs.........

Today how ever....I am still trying to get him to wake up
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Old 07-06-2004, 11:14 AM
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SOOOOOOO if your "better half" (as all men are) get's pulled over by the old bill and your on the trike dus it mean he could get done for having an "OFFENCIVE WIFE" ? lol
(to much "spitting image" when i was younger)
And finally, before my good lady kills me and buries the body, do you know why men snore?
Well its because our balls fall over our ar-e-holes and block the escaping gases, they have to come out some-where, and thats why men snore, dont know about wimin who snore but i think its some-thing to do with all the hot air, mouths not moving etc!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-06-2004, 11:34 AM
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And finally, before my good lady kills me and buries the body, do you know why men snore?
Well its because our balls fall over our ar-e-holes and block the escaping gases, they have to come out some-where, and thats why men snore,
Hmmmmm so what your telling us is that men have gobs like an arse ???
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here's gypsy last sunday after a wee party in Bracknell

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yeah, and that's a 4-seater sofa he's hogging there

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amazing how you managed to work out how to post pics when its one of me half asleep lol
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tis why I'm all blonde n pretty n all girly n stoopid

I did tell you how I always got men to do my bidding by pretending to be blonde and daft honey

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you should know by now

I can build sky rockets you know

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tis why I'm all blonde n pretty n all girly n stoopid

I did tell you how I always got men to do my bidding by being blonde and daft honey

lmao

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Mmmmm its all making sense now
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I'd give up mate if i was you, you aint gonna win
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We don't have any limitations! Except when the missus says no, only wanted to put the back plate of the engine in the dishwasher
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We don't have any limitations! Except when the missus says no, only wanted to put the back plate of the engine in the dishwasher
Totally unreasonable behaviour and grounds for divorce that is. Reminds me of the time when the wife bollocked me for eating my dinner with a tray on my lap sitting on the new settee. How the hell could I sit at the table in the kitchen anyway, I'd get me lamb chops covered in oil on account that I was only half way through stripping an engine on it.
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Just can't understand it? go do something they say, then when you do ....it's bloody wrong!!
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:45 AM
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still, got a nice workshop now, kettle an' evryfink!!
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:07 PM
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well he can say what he likes.........

the photographhic evidence is there

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