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Old 05-01-2010, 02:19 PM
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Seems to have a virus on that page.

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Why do I think that's good?!
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Why do I think that's good?!
It impressed me too
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brilliant. might have a go at making one of them.
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i like that for some strange reason
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fantastic!!
i might build one with 2 little arms on it, so it keeps turning itself on and off, to save me the effort.
i think i just discovered perpetual motion!!
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I think i just discovered perpetual motion!!
Or electricity...

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fantastic!!
i might build one with 2 little arms on it, so it keeps turning itself on and off, to save me the effort.
i think i just discovered perpetual motion!!
Perpetual motion's easy ...

Get a cat and a slice of buttered bread and fix the buttered side of the bread to the bottom of the cat's paws, then lift 'em both in the air and drop - perpetual motion straight off.
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Perpetual motion's easy ...

Get a cat and a slice of buttered bread and fix the buttered side of the bread to the bottom of the cat's paws, then lift 'em both in the air and drop - perpetual motion straight off.
Yeah, but strap the bread to the cat's back, add 8 water pistols on pivots loaded with spag bol sauce or curry, a load of wire and 8 white shirts you can make a flying saucer.
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Yeah, but strap the bread to the cat's back, add 8 water pistols on pivots loaded with spag bol sauce or curry, a load of wire and 8 white shirts you can make a flying saucer.
He didn't ask about flying saucers though, did he? He asked about perpetual motion. If he'd asked about flying saucers I'd've told him how to make them ... so ner!
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'ere nik, how do you make flying saucers??
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'ere nik, how do you make flying saucers??
You get a saucer, right?

And you make it fly ...

Voila, a flying saucer.
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You get a saucer, right?

And you make it fly ...

Voila, a flying saucer.
which patterns are the fastest?
would a tea plate work as good?
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