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Old 10-11-2008, 04:48 PM
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Just heard the American national anthem is to be changed to "Zipper dee doo dah"
Gordon Brown is reported as saying "if the yanks put the Queens face on their stamps we`ll leave their presidents picture on our jam jars"
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Old 10-11-2008, 05:13 PM
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yeah....they shouldn't discriminate against old people!!!!!
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Old 10-11-2008, 06:47 PM
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Nothing wrong with being racist! Myself, I'm a legumist. I hate broad beans and I don't care who knows it. It's not just some of them I HATE all of them. I guess I was scared by one when I was young or maybe it's just their attitude. Sitting around on the side of the plate all day, claiming the dole. Bloody greeners.

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Wouldn't be so bad if the jokes were not recycled old stuff. Gets a bit boring after a while, so can someone make an effort and come up with something new?
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Old 11-11-2008, 01:08 PM
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Wouldn't be so bad if the jokes were not recycled old stuff. Gets a bit boring after a while, so can someone make an effort and come up with something new?
Well, he is from Bradford!

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easy nutbag1, your heading for the same hit list as far cannal. lol
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hello mate........your like me then, i dont like anyone
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You want original?

For a new anthem how about:-

Thin Lizzy's - The Boys are Barack in Town

AC DCs - Barack in Black

La Belle Epoque - Black is Black, I want my Baby Barack

Lynryd Skynryd - Sweet Home Ala Obama

The Monkees - Obama Believer (sing it, it sounds better than it looks)

Ram Jam Band - Oh Barack Betty, Obam Obam

OK I've done my bit. Let's have some contributions from you witty bastards.

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little richard......good golly miss molly. little richard...obama lama obama loo.
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The bloke is going to stink as a president, just look at his initials.
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BHO? OH! Yea BO..... But to the young it means he's great, Bo! Selecta......

What I can't understand is why it takes Dubya 3 months to move out. Obama won't move in and start work till January, which gives Dubya a lot of time to fuck things up further than he already has. If this had been Gordo, he would be out by Friday.....
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What I can't understand is why it takes Dubya 3 months to move out. Obama won't move in and start work till January, which gives Dubya a lot of time to fuck things up further than he already has. If this had been Gordo, he would be out by Friday..

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What I can't understand is why it takes Dubya 3 months to move out. Obama won't move in and start work till January, which gives Dubya a lot of time to fuck things up further than he already has. If this had been Gordo, he would be out by Friday..

because they change administrations - we change people
Or maybe we just recognise that it doesn't matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in...
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