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Old 30-10-2008, 09:51 AM
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Default So called Vigilante w*nker!

Do ya think he's one of those people that wishes he was in a particular line of work but was such a looser, he couldn't make the grade?

Grade A wanker more like.

If your an arse and get caught by the establishment, then fair enough but we really don't want wannabee c*nts like this.

Boils my piss.

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Old 30-10-2008, 10:46 AM
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twat............
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Old 30-10-2008, 10:54 AM
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look mr 'fkin safety' wears a fleece.........................i hope one of his 'victims' find out how they got caught,and give him a good kicking
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Old 30-10-2008, 11:08 AM
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I know where i want to stick the camera
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Old 30-10-2008, 11:22 AM
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Probably wide enough that it wouldn't touch the sides
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Old 30-10-2008, 11:48 AM
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If thats his home area in the pic i would guess he ain't a good instructor cos he ain't making much money
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Old 30-10-2008, 11:59 AM
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had a look at the smilies, cant find one that says wan**r ...
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Old 30-10-2008, 12:04 PM
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had a look at the smilies, cant find one that says wan**r ...
Here, borrow mine.
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Old 30-10-2008, 12:13 PM
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I doubt he has seen the light of day for quite a while with his nose inserted into hampshire plods arse.
Ironic wouldnt it be if he got stopped for speeding, any way of getting his reg number and putting it on another pan and jumping a few camera's?
Just an idea you understand.
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Old 30-10-2008, 12:25 PM
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I doubt he has seen the light of day for quite a while with his nose inserted into hampshire plods arse.
Ironic wouldnt it be if he got stopped for speeding, any way of getting his reg number and putting it on another pan and jumping a few camera's?
Just an idea you understand.
a very good idea at that tho..
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Old 30-10-2008, 12:48 PM
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The bike he rides is done up like a coppers so if you blast past you deserve a fucking ticket for being a thick twat. It could well be a copper and not him, at least he is giving warning of his twattishness unlike many un-marked coppers.
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Old 30-10-2008, 12:49 PM
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Take it they never accepted him in the force then, bleeding pig wannabe

Bet he's tried his hand at being a traffic warden but got his arse kicked too many times!!! Shit, think we should all go down that way and find him and kick his bleeding head in and torch is wannabe cop bike!!!
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Old 30-10-2008, 01:28 PM
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Take it they never accepted him in the force then, bleeding pig wannabe

Bet he's tried his hand at being a traffic warden but got his arse kicked too many times!!! Shit, think we should all go down that way and find him and kick his bleeding head in and torch is wannabe cop bike!!!

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Old 30-10-2008, 02:16 PM
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Odd there are no phone numbers on the bike and no record i can find of a company of that name in Southhampton.
Think he could be a wannabe instructor as well?
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Old 30-10-2008, 02:21 PM
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Jesus wept!...As if the government didnt have enough ways to make money out of us....people with his attitude handed the jews over to the nazis, and if we were ever occupied again would be first in line to collaborate with the new authorities.....John
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Old 30-10-2008, 02:37 PM
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And the most hated biker in the world award goes to........
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Old 30-10-2008, 03:49 PM
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The bike he rides is done up like a coppers .
Impersonating a Police Orifice??????


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Old 30-10-2008, 04:14 PM
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Bet they laugh at the twat when they watch his vids, cos there is fuck all elese they can do with them , Its not legal, Uncallibrated bike un-qualified rider, totally useless info, but they do get to laugh at the twat.

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Old 30-10-2008, 04:40 PM
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as he isnt plod, could the evidence that he takes of other bikers be classed as a invasion of privacy and hence thrown out of court........and would the hospital be able to use the footage to see whats wrong wiht him when someone hopefully rams his fuckin helmet up his shitter....apart from that the bloke a complete and utter cunt
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Old 30-10-2008, 04:45 PM
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so some gezza passes his test. two weeks later goes out and buys himself an R1. what makes him a nutter then? i mean the bikes only as fast as he twists the throtle back or as dangerous as he choses to ride it. may be our vigilanty friend wouldn`t have been so hasty with his mouth had the bloke brought himself a PAN bike.
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Old 30-10-2008, 07:24 PM
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rant mode on!!!!!!!
1 for an instructor why the hell is he not wearing the right ppe.
2 why the feck has he got all those stickers obscuring his screen
3 as well as a head mounted cam he also has one on the top of the screen...
4 sorry guys this looks more like a wind up than the truth..
no phone number,web,email....and finally called smith..
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Old 30-10-2008, 07:29 PM
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Old 30-10-2008, 08:15 PM
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It'd be a right shame if his bike caught fire from all those additional electrical accessories he's got plugged into it...
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Old 30-10-2008, 08:48 PM
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I think he is doing a damn fine job. About time someone watched out for us against the idiot speedsters.











Oh my god. I really am so sorry officer, one second it was clear then the next......he must have been traveling so fast? I would never have pulled out if I had seen him.
What have I done?

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Old 30-10-2008, 10:26 PM
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wot a to**r shame he has nowt better to do, he would do better to go around reporting the diesel spills it would save more lives ,
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So who is he and lets all book him up for the next 6 months and not turn up
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Old 30-10-2008, 11:04 PM
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hes even a wanabee instructor, theres no way thats a genuine instructors bike, no phone numbers, company name or website etc etc

surely that bike should be looked at by the ol bill as being rather too similar to a genuine police bike, wonder what colour them stupid LED lights are on the back??

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So who is he and lets all book him up for the next 6 months and not turn up
i like that idea
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