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Old 03-10-2008, 03:08 PM
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Bloody hell can anyone defend this lack of taste?

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Old 03-10-2008, 03:48 PM
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call OJ Simpsons lawyer ,but even I dont think they are that good
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Old 03-10-2008, 03:52 PM
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Thats the new TUV anti Roadspray directive for Motorcycle rear Mudguards , since the OCC boys keep coutting holes in em.
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Nope,not a word in defence.
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As bad as this stupid craze. Though goldwing owners are worse culprits.
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The saddlebags are actually a cunningly disguised vacuum cleaner, the tassles sweep the streets as the rider goes along.
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Old 03-10-2008, 04:35 PM
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Kinnel peeps...get a grip of yerselves....that the latest offering from the factory..."the hover glide...its a ruse i reckon to cover up the rear stear probs associated with the touring range.....i reckon its gonna catch on in a big way in england....fuk them big tyres off...ride on land n sea...be cool to see how arlen mess tidies this one up eh..
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Bloody hell can anyone defend this lack of taste?
oooo thats smart that.........so.....what is it supposed to be then, a fat birds ra ra skirt
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To each their own but FFS ! that just looks wrong
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That look's like fuckin' shit.
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chosen specially by owners guide dog

cant say much though
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Old 03-10-2008, 06:28 PM
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That look's like fuckin' shit.
quaintly put sir........
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Does that mean that you've cancelled your order for them now then mark?
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Could save you getting a pull for a worn tyre...John
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:54 PM
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Could save you getting a pull for a worn tyre...John
but then get pulled for being a complete and utter twat or a elvis impersonator
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Bloody hell can anyone defend this lack of taste?
this is fecking brill !!
Where can I get some????
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The Ewokandtuck Concho Co. Ltd. offer an interesting and innivotive range of disguises for that ratty old piece of tat you are riding as a winter hack. Keep salt spray off the chrome and look 'California Cool ' at the same time. Just like the fonz, you can make your bike look different and individual with this quality item (over 45,000,000) sold so far, Hurry! and be different from your friends (if you have any). POA....
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:54 PM
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Gotta say me and me dad saw a bike like that, all the tassels etc in town. We both took one look and said 'Accountants bike' Foocking awfull
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:31 AM
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Hmmm, not my choice either but each to his/her own surely?
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Old 06-10-2008, 11:58 AM
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The saddlebags are actually a cunningly disguised vacuum cleaner, the tassles sweep the streets as the rider goes along.
I thought it was to help travel sickness. Though Im not sure how good it works, you dont see those strips hanging out behind cars anymore.

Ill defend him! But only as far as saying its personal choice. Beyond that taking the piss is appropriate in this case, personal choice n all that.
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:00 PM
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this is fecking brill !!
Where can I get some????
Cutting up an old leather jacket with some scissors will do the job.
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:50 PM
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As bad as this stupid craze. Though goldwing owners are worse culprits.
I just don't know what you mean....


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Old 06-10-2008, 01:28 PM
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Not for me, too much work and it hides the bike, but I don't think it is wrong if it floats your boat...John
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:32 PM
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Maybe it's like them static stips you used to get to stick on your car?!!!
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:46 PM
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Maybe it's like them static stips you used to get to stick on your car?!!!
I just said that.



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Old 06-10-2008, 02:11 PM
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Cutting up an old leather jacket with some scissors will do the job.
tee hee

though,got to admit,got tassles on the old EN (hides many sins )
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Old 06-10-2008, 04:04 PM
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Yes it looks totally wank.
But given the choice of riding that or one of the many ratbikes which get such high appraisal on here, covered in no-more-useful-than-those-tassels, silly fucking netting, chequer plate, silly fucking army bottles, functionless spikes, sections of old tyre, dead things, and stupid bastard rubber toys and masks, i'd be tassel boy.
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