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Old 19-06-2008, 08:24 PM
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Default The Jim Dandy guide to computers....

1. If you know nothing about them, take someone with you when you want to buy one. (I didnt, they sold me a Mac?? none of my games will install, I dont know why)

2. The man behind the counter in PC World will treat you like a cabbage and sell you a load of **** (once you realise a Mac isnt a proper computer and you think you have gone to a proper shop)

3. Get someone who knows what they are doing to set up the firewall. (I think I broke mine)

4. Anti-virus is necessary (repeat as needed)

5. The only real time you will lose any data/photos/work stuff is when you take it to PC World for 'fixing' (nah, just put the recovery disc in, dat'll sort it)

6. If you download porn see no:4 (the man in PC World told me I had downloaded the whole of the internet, thats why my PC was so slow)

7. Do not keep candid photos of your girlfriend on the hard drive and take it in to PC World (unless she is happy to be seen on the internet showing her ovaries)

8. Do not buy cheap versions of XP from the bloke in the pub. (does anyone have a key code that actually works)

9. Do not use the webcam to speak to your Dad if your girlfriend is walking around naked behind you. (He is recovering now thank you)

10. The police take a dim view of you battering the spotty faced cunt behind the counter in PC World to death (Mind you they did give me 2 minutes head start....)
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Old 19-06-2008, 08:49 PM
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