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Old 07-02-2008, 06:50 PM
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Had an old friend call in to see me today. Aint seen him for about a year, and his first words were 'Bloody hell Ju, you've put on some weight aint ya?'

After a really heavy night on the ol' fruit juice last night, not getting to sleep till 3.30 am, and not maiking it home til 9am this morning, I was feeling a little less than good today as it was. So, to be greeted with such a statement, by someone I would otherwise have been pleased as piss to see, I was left feeling even worse.
After they had left, I decided to take a long look at myself in the studio mirror.
Yep, I have certainly filled out a bit since he last saw me. And yes, it's mostly down to the cider. My hangover only lifted at about 4pm this afternoon, but even though I suddenly feel stodgy and fat, I could really do with a cider right now.
I have an 18 case here, but here I sit drinking fukkin' water!

Who needs fukkin' mates eh?..............
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:05 PM
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Had After they had left, I decided to take a long look at myself in the studio mirror.
?..............
That looking in the mirror to see if you are bigger only works if you are naked...you could have made a snap judgement based on a throwaway comment meant as a joke, so....

Take your clothes off when there is nobody else around to see you..arrange three mirrors so that you can really see all angles, and curves at once, slowly rotate and give yoursef a critical look at the whole picture...

And then post the picture on here for a second opinion... John
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That looking in the mirror to see if you are bigger only works if you are naked...you could have made a snap judgement based on a throwaway comment meant as a joke, so....

Take your clothes off when there is nobody else around to see you..arrange three mirrors so that you can really see all angles, and curves at once, slowly rotate and give yoursef a critical look at the whole picture...

And then post the picture on here for a second opinion... John
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:08 PM
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juke has a fine derriere
a pleasure to watch, especially when being carried over a shouulder


not that i would watch, or ....

im not making this better am i
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Bloody hell Juke - if you're fat I'm in trouble! Skinny wench! Tell him to F off!
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Old 07-02-2008, 07:29 PM
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Had an old friend call in to see me today. Aint seen him for about a year, and his first words were 'Bloody hell Ju, you've put on some weight aint ya?'

After a really heavy night on the ol' fruit juice last night, not getting to sleep till 3.30 am, and not maiking it home til 9am this morning, I was feeling a little less than good today as it was. So, to be greeted with such a statement, by someone I would otherwise have been pleased as piss to see, I was left feeling even worse.
After they had left, I decided to take a long look at myself in the studio mirror.
Yep, I have certainly filled out a bit since he last saw me. And yes, it's mostly down to the cider. My hangover only lifted at about 4pm this afternoon, but even though I suddenly feel stodgy and fat, I could really do with a cider right now.
I have an 18 case here, but here I sit drinking fukkin' water!

Who needs fukkin' mates eh?..............
want some tips on saturday
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juke has a fine derriere
a pleasure to watch, especially when being carried over a shouulder


not that i would watch, or ....

im not making this better am i
No you're not you DIRTY BASTARD.
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I have lost 5 inches off my belly since you last saw me Juke! btw can you and Gary Stick 4 X Siobahnathon tickets to one side for me please?

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Slob lost 20 pounds of ugly fat last night.



We cut his head off.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:40 AM
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wikll that improve the videos
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:54 AM
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i was a fat c*nt so i did something about it i got rid of all the mirrors in the house
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:14 PM
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The 5 inches I lost was a third of my cock that fell off
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:41 PM
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:45 PM
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:02 PM
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I rattle me taters against it anyday.
I cannot believe as a father of seventeen children ( you not me) that such thought's would even enter your head but if it came to a shoving match for the best view of juke's derrierre then i would remove you from the arena
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:58 PM
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not the best shot perhaps
but may keep mark and grav busy for a while
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Old 09-02-2008, 11:11 AM
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Ian, you are an utter bastard!

And i thought you were my friend!

Nice shot of Spongebob tho....
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:36 PM
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tink here ..................... sorry cant be arse to log in

there is nothing wronge with you ju you have a great body .................
so feck off to who ever says different ................................



if your fat then im scared.....................................
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:15 PM
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Ian, you are an utter bastard!

And i thought you were my friend!

Nice shot of Spongebob tho....
but your lovely all over
with a cracking figure
you shouldn't beat yourself up
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Got to say Juke, theres nowt wrong with ya, having not met ya, You got from what looks in all the pics to be a great figure, The work you do with the Siobhanathon shows you got a big heart.
People tend to be spiteful when they feel inferior, this guy was obviously looking at you, thinking, phwoar i would, and realised he'd never get the chance, so to counteract his inferiorness, (is that a word?) he was mean.

I appreciate a nice womans form, and i'd give you a second look if you walked past me.
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:41 PM
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I weren't fishing for compliments, but thank you.............

Does this mean I can carry on drinking cider like it's going outta fashion?
Only thing is, it leaves me looking like this...................
Taken a few weeks ago, after 4 hours of dancing like a ***** and supping the fruit juice by the keg full!
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id be a gibbering weck after 4 mins
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but your lovely all over
with a cracking figure
you shouldn't beat yourself up
Is it something you've eaten Ian because you've turned into a kind of horny hippo where no woman is safe from your advances? (except mrs r of course because she took out that restraining order)
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