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Old 03-01-2005, 07:16 PM
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Default Darkest secrets....

Reveal the previous posters deepest darkest secret...

I almost hesitate to try this on here, but here goes. Reveal the previous posters deepest, darkest secret.
(and yes, I did snag this from another forum...

Of course if you don't know the previous poster, then you will just have to make something up....

for instance......User X is actually a midget with a 3 foot afro and drives a pink reliant robin, for his ...coff..alternative weekends!!
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:19 PM
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You mean this kinda thing?
Bassman is a 3'5" tall transexual ukelele player with a penchent for quiche.

If it ain't I'm sorry!
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:23 PM
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:24 PM
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:25 PM
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:35 PM
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You mean this kinda thing?
Bassman is a 3'5" tall transexual ukelele player with a penchent for quiche.
Now you've done it Dougie dear.... now everyone will know that the only reason that you know this is that you keep pestering me for pictures.... NOW STOP IT...I don't have any that you haven't already seen...
By the way I know you said not to say anything to anyone, but do you want the pics you sent of you doing unmentionable things to a rather nice bacon and egg flan returning?
Dougie stirs flans a norty way!!
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:38 PM
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Bassman starts things he can't keep up,by the rules of his own thread he should be giving Sir Ewok a hard time!Also,his ukelele playing is pants!
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:39 PM
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True..... But Dougie likes pants....Coff...especially short ones....
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Old 03-01-2005, 07:43 PM
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True..... But Dougie likes pants....Coff...especially short ones....
Yes,on (or off) ladies!
Meanwhile back at the thread........
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:26 PM
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:30 PM
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