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Old 10-11-2007, 02:08 AM
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Default Heather mills mccartney.

After her outburst on GMTV earlier this week, a leading psychologist has denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced.

Sir Paul has phoned in to say that normally a couple of beer-mats under her left leg usualy does the trick...
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:30 AM
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You buggar Sax..... I spurted my drink over the puter screen.... lmao!

Though I did hear that her solicitor has told her to give up on the divorce claim cos she doesn't have a leg to stand on

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Old 10-11-2007, 08:03 AM
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Every time I see or hear about her I'm reminded of the Pete & Dud sketch about the one legged actor auditioning for a part as tarzan

Pete : "Your left leg is great, I have nothing against your left leg.... but then neither have you...."
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:06 AM
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Greedy, selfish and ugly bitch!
I blame Paul, for not having the sense to have a pre-nup drawn up.......

Proves that some men are thick as shyte!
Or just gullable to 'the power of the pussy'..............
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:10 AM
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Every time I see or hear about her I'm reminded of the Pete & Dud sketch about the one legged actor auditioning for a part as tarzan

Pete : "Your left leg is great, I have nothing against your left leg.... but then neither have you...."

Heather Spigot - has a nice ring to it
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Old 10-11-2007, 02:24 PM
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Old 10-11-2007, 02:32 PM
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Well I think Sir Paul probably wishes he was Ozzy Osbourne, and secretly eats babies whilst looking at his stash of old Frankie Howerd pictures which he keeps under his bed for wanking purposes.

So anyone that loony can't be sane enough to pick himself a sane wife.
What can you expect?
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:19 PM
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makes a change to here of a scouser gettin done over
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:35 PM
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Macca deserves all he gets.
Remember,he's the bastard that inflicted "We All Stand Together" & "Ebony and Ivory" on us,the utter KANT!
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:12 PM
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completely agree with Dougie...
Macca the twat faced scouser is a complete ****....dinnae believe me....go ask the folks that live down the Mull of Kintyre....

Come fucking independance, i look forward to extraditing the scouse bastard back tae his ain country....fucker...just gonna kick his as of the end o the mull....

And i didnae think much o the beatles either.....ffs the Stones were and still are way better than that buncch o talentless scoucers!(n oasis the talentless mancs are just as fuckin bad!!)

Oh n i wid dae heather(gid name!!) mills mccartney, if she asked nicely, n promised me a decent breakfast in the morning!

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Old 10-11-2007, 05:30 PM
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completely agree with Dougie...
Macca the twat faced scouser is a complete ****....dinnae believe me....go ask the folks that live down the Mull of Kintyre....

Come fucking independance, i look forward to extraditing the scouse bastard back tae his ain country....fucker...just gonna kick his as of the end o the mull....

And i didnae think much o the beatles either.....ffs the Stones were and still are way better than that buncch o talentless scoucers!(n oasis the talentless mancs are just as fuckin bad!!)

Oh n i wid dae heather(gid name!!) mills mccartney, if she asked nicely, n promised me a decent breakfast in the morning!

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The beatles are ****e!!!! The Rutles were the best!!!



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no such thing as a pre nup in English law, unlike Scotish where as houses and land can be 'papered' before marriage to stop estates being split up.

Now this sort of works to me, what you came with, you leave with. What you get together and work on together gets split 50/50.

why can't the lawyers see it like that?

remember that woman in London last year, married 3 years, bought nowt in with her, NO KIDS, left with 5mill. .. even though hadnt given up work or contributed in any way to his money?

no wonder he appealed.

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why can't the lawyers see it like that?

what and not earn the money that a messy divorce brings in?
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Old 11-11-2007, 02:15 AM
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why can't the lawyers see it like that?

what and not earn the money that a messy divorce brings in?

What do you mean, EARN?
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Old 11-11-2007, 08:51 AM
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Heather's not a complete bitch..... some bits are missing
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:21 AM
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Heather's not a complete bitch..... some bits are missing
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