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Old 09-09-2007, 03:21 PM
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Talking Joe and John

There were twin bothers named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an
old dilapidated boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same
day Joe's boat sank.

A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, mistaking
him for John. She said to him, "I'm sorry for your great loss. You
must feel terrible."

Joe said, "Oh, hell no. Fact is I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She
was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all
shrivelled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing
her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in
the front, too. The hole got bigger every time I used her, she leaked
like crazy and it got to be too hard to keep her upright. But what
really finished her off was these four tough guys who rented her for a
good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they all wanted
to have a go with her anyway. The damned fools all tried to get on her
at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. While they
were trying to get into their various positions, she split right up
the middle!"

The old woman fainted.
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