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Old 08-09-2007, 10:54 PM
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Talking 3 o'clock joke

A Magician working on a cruise ship, been doing the last night Special Performance before the passengers leave for home, for the last 3 years. Coz the passengers are going home, and next show will be in front of all new passengers, so the Magician always does the same act.

The Captains Parrot has watched all the shows. The Parrot knows each act off by heart, and had recently started shouting out to the audience during the show: "he's got one up his sleeve", "the flowers aren't real", "the mouse is plastic", and so on. This really annoys the Magician, but the Parrot does belong to the Captain.

One evening, just before the show, the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. The Magician manages to swim to a piece of drift wood and clings on. He looks up and the Parrot is on the other end of the wood. They both stare at each other, and say nothing. They ingnore each other for 3 days, when finally the Parrot says:

"..........come on then, tell me, where've you hidden the fucking ship "
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