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Old 07-09-2007, 09:05 AM
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Just been thinking for some strange reason, but, if someone was to be stupid enough (i bet its been done), to wear a back patch and claim to be a part of a club, even though they were not....how would you know, is ther things like membership cards and numbers ect, just a thought like as i am sat here bored waiting for a landlord to get out of bed...

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We do get together quite frequently y'know.
As big as it is our club, should any member walk down the road, bibbed and tuckered up for a wedding, or in a pair of overalls for work, nothing to identify him as a club member, i'll know him on sight by name, and he'll know me.
Once a prospect's done a while, it ain't unusual for someone to stroll up, shake his hand, call him by name, and say what's my name then? Blank look means fat lip if they have met and he's forgot.
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Once a prospect's done a while, it ain't unusual for someone to stroll up, shake his hand, call him by name, and say what's my name then? Blank look means fat lip if they have met and he's forgot.
One more reason i would never prospect,apart from being way to old now.
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One more reason i would never prospect,apart from being way to old now.
I know what you mean. Memory like a wossname... thing with holes in it... used in cooking...
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We do get together quite frequently y'know.
As big as it is our club, should any member walk down the road, bibbed and tuckered up for a wedding, or in a pair of overalls for work, nothing to identify him as a club member, i'll know him on sight by name, and he'll know me.
Once a prospect's done a while, it ain't unusual for someone to stroll up, shake his hand, call him by name, and say what's my name then? Blank look means fat lip if they have met and he's forgot.
Excellent reply taff.....i could never prospect as i forget my own name at times....lol,
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Old 07-09-2007, 05:25 PM
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Excellent reply taff.....i could never prospect as i forget my own name at times....lol,
It aint difficult, just takes manners and common sense.
If i got the drift in my early stages that i'd be going somewhere that i wasn't too familiar with the chaps, say Windsor, i'd swot up on my list of names, with brief descriptions no less, of all the members, and those of surrounding members who were likely to pop in. Then when i seen a guy approaching me, i could scupper 'em straight away by saying, "Alrayt ****, how's it going."
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I thinnk he was asking how you could spot a fake

There was a house in Llandysul near me where the bloke living there painted a HA club sign and had it outside his house for all to see, even made himself a set of 'colours' All deaths head and stuff.
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I thinnk he was asking how you could spot a fake
He was, the point i was making was that if a bona fide member spotted someone in a set of England patches, they'd know them anyway, everybody knows everybody nowadays, it couldn't work.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr as per some fukkin idiot not too long ago taff ?????????????
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I think it helps that people are different, and its the patch which is the only linking thing, ie so many differnt faces and charecters, some easily forgettable some not so, so you rember the main charectors, as they are the ones that stand out, the rest fall into line after that. I couldnt prospect now as I have too many family commitments, But the Patch life I saw would be a great single mans life.
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Yer Taff you would but how would I know ?
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Old 07-09-2007, 08:36 PM
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It aint difficult, just takes manners and common sense.
If i got the drift in my early stages that i'd be going somewhere that i wasn't too familiar with the chaps, say Windsor, i'd swot up on my list of names, with brief descriptions no less, of all the members, and those of surrounding members who were likely to pop in. Then when i seen a guy approaching me, i could scupper 'em straight away by saying, "Alrayt ****, how's it going."
I was on a mission.
i suppose its like learning the 'knowledge' for london cabbies but in a HA way....
what i meant in my original posting was....say for instance, how would you be able to spot a douple ganger, ie, a fake.....( a newbie that you have'nt seen before ect)......

i know it sounds a silly question, but it would be like me getting a fake HA patch with all the trimmings and going to a rally pretending to be something i aint ( believe me, i may be stupid, i aint that stupid!)
so you turn up at the 'said' rally and have a chat ect.....bit like these storys you read and hear about fake soldiers ripping the arse out of peeps with pretend charitys....
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Yer Taff you would but how would I know ?
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Old 07-09-2007, 08:56 PM
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It aint difficult to spot a fake, it's all down to how they conduct themselves.
true....the HA i have met and spoke to have always been polite and friendly, but there is a certain 'air' about them saying 'dont piss me off'
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True HA will always be polite and courteous. The Fakes wont talk to anyone, let alone be polite.......
mmmm never thought of it like that
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Easy when you give it a little thought.
very true, but the minds a bit frazzled after a week of getting up at 3.45am and i am now on my 9th can od boddintons.

but its true what you have said, i have yet to meet a HA who is rude
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Well, I hope it's answered your question, KKM.
95% of it mate......i shall wait for Taffs reply ( if i get one).....but i know that fuck being in someones shoes if they are caught in the act doing that
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but i know that fuck being in someones shoes if they are caught in the act doing that
Couldn't possibly comment on that mate, tis none of my business.
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Couldn't possibly comment on that mate, tis none of my business.
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I see now, no, i guess there's no way your normal non-club biker would know, not 100%. Though i do agree with the others on here that there is a certain way to carry yourself at public events that, if not observed, would raise suspicions straight away, although there'll be loads that'll disagree. Hopefully a member of our club can be recognised whether flying patches or not, and carry at least a degree of 'presence' about them.
Hard for me to say really, cos i'm totally immersed in our world, and don't have the outsiders view, but do remember it.

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I don't think it matters if anyone can spot a fake Hells Angel, it is an organisation like the British Army, with very similar rules and disciplines, If you pretend to be what you are not, and get caught, you are unlikely to do it again.....But why would you want to...if you have a need to be either one approach the organisation..unlike the Army, there is no age limit to joining the Hells angels, and if you are single and can afford the time, it could turn out to be the best thing you have ever done...John
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