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Old 22-08-2007, 02:30 PM
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I bet you offer her special medicine every time she's ill too?
not just when she's ill, you see the secret is to keep them imune from all ills and that means giving a booster at least every other day, more as is required
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:32 PM
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not just when she's ill, you see the secret is to keep them imune from all ills and that means giving a booster at least every other day, more as is required
Have you met my other half? Perhaps you are really brothers....
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:34 PM
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Have you met my other half? Perhaps you are really brothers....
its a man thing.......we all think alike and anyway its cruel to let your 'special' friends get ill
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:36 PM
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its a man thing.......we all think alike and anyway its cruel to let your 'special' friends get ill
That doesnt mean that all medicine should be given either orally or anally!!!
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:40 PM
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That doesnt mean that all medicine should be given either orally or anally!!!
not at all, medicines can also be used as skin cream and face moisteriser
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not at all, medicines can also be used as skin cream and face moisteriser
Would you take these medicines yourself?
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:42 PM
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Would you take these medicines yourself?
i prefer the medicines that my wife gives
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:44 PM
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will you two pack it in !!!!!!!!!!!!! your being very naughty and this is forum speak for sex sex sex and more bloody sex and wanking and stuff.

This started off as a serious concern about mentally disturbed peeps - I think - and you've turned into corruption and debauchery (is that spelt right).

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Old 22-08-2007, 02:45 PM
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I think that makes us members of the hijackers guild kkm
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:47 PM
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I think that makes us members of the hijackers guild kkm
hahahaha.....wondered how long it would be before someone else said something
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:48 PM
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will you two pack it in !!!!!!!!!!!!! your being very naughty and this is forum speak for sex sex sex and more bloody sex and wanking and stuff.

This started off as a serious concern about mentally disturbed peeps - I think - and you've turned into corruption and debauchery (is that spelt right).

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cos my hubs not home yet
we are not talking about sex, we are discussing preventive medicines
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Old 22-08-2007, 02:58 PM
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we are not talking about sex, we are discussing preventive medicines
I've just spoken to Andy who was singing the praises of preventative medicine, and he has found that when administered in a certain way not only does it keep me healthy, but it is a weight loss mechanism for himself.....
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:03 PM
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I've just spoken to Andy who was singing the praises of preventative medicine, and he has found that when administered in a certain way not only does it keep me healthy, but it is a weight loss mechanism for himself.....
see you girls need the protein to keep yourselfs healthy and we need the excercise to keep the calories down.....hence lower caolories, lowering the chances of colesteral and a heart attack
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lowering the chances of a heart attack
I think he's trying to do that by attempting the "only as old as the woman you're feeling" approach!
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:08 PM
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I think he's trying to do that by attempting the "only as old as the woman you're feeling" approach!
i can also understand that technique as tinks is 9 and a half years younger than me
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i can also understand that technique as tinks is 9 and a half years younger than me
Andy is 12 years older than me....
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:11 PM
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Andy is 12 years older than me....
must be a woman thing for liking older blokes then and a man thing for the younger woman
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:13 PM
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must be a woman thing for liking older blokes then and a man thing for the younger woman
Yep, i tried the younger man thing.... NEVER again!
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we are not talking about sex, we are discussing preventive medicines

Oh yes sir - I can see that now
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:18 PM
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There you go kkm, another one converted!
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:21 PM
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Yep, i tried the younger man thing.... NEVER again!
have been to the older woman.......but wanted wayyyy too much commitment in a very small time scale, but needed constant medicine ( which after a heavy sweaty day at work, the medicine cabinet might be a bit funky and needed washing......but she was'nt fussy )
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:23 PM
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have been to the older woman.......but wanted wayyyy too much commitment in a very small time scale, but needed constant medicine ( which after a heavy sweaty day at work, the medicine cabinet might be a bit funky and needed washing......but she was'nt fussy )
Younger man thought it was acceptable to not ring, not turn up etc when he said he would, and i might have been able to cope with this if it wasn't for the distinct lack of medicine....

Anyway, along came Andy and his plentiful supply of medicine....
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:30 PM
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Younger man thought it was acceptable to not ring, not turn up etc when he said he would, and i might have been able to cope with this if it wasn't for the distinct lack of medicine....

Anyway, along came Andy and his plentiful supply of medicine....
excellent......like to hear of a happy ending as such
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Old 22-08-2007, 03:34 PM
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excellent......like to hear of a happy ending as such
Sweet isnt it?
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I heard it was salty
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have those two got a room?

is it safe to come in now?
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have those two got a room?

is it safe to come in now?
Nope!
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ok so i can be an understanding person but this is not only takeing the piss but also just goes to show that the health care syste is fucked!

SNIPED some badly written stuff


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She can probably spell and write better than you. You know FireFox is free and comes with a spell checker ?
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Old 22-08-2007, 07:22 PM
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have those two got a room?

is it safe to come in now?
i bet you have got your camera handy as well
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ok you lot i get the hint, but the spell checker on my comp is fucked so i cant use it, anyway concerning you filthy buggers i think it depends on the person as to the taste
cant beleave you lot are being so rude with out me!
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