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Old 21-08-2007, 07:48 AM
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What do call 100 nuns in a shop.......



a virgin megastore........



2 nuns travelling in a car at night get a fright when a vampire lands on their bonnet.....one nun says to the other "quick, show the vamire your cross"
the other leans out of the window and shouts " get of the fuckin bonnet you cunt"
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Old 21-08-2007, 08:29 AM
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Old 21-08-2007, 08:50 AM
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Old 21-08-2007, 08:51 AM
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Oh dear, that is fuckin terrible
I try to please
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Is it going to be one of those days?
The possabilities are there young lady
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:03 AM
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Ooooooh I'm a lady!!!!!
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:37 AM
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Ooooooh I'm a lady!!!!!
Well you have a set of boobs and you aint got a cock, so you qualify in my eyes
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:38 AM
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Well you have a set of boobs and you aint got a cock, so you qualify in my eyes
How do you know?
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Old 21-08-2007, 09:45 AM
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How do you know?
Well unless you are a post op tranny, i never saw a "captain pinky" in ya knickers at the siobathon
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Well unless you are a post op tranny, i never saw a "captain pinky" in ya knickers at the siobathon
Oooh thats going to start a few rumours
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Oooh thats going to start a few rumours
Lol......be interesting to see what the mighty grav comments
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I hope yer no going to make a habit o' this, kkm!
Are you on about cack jokes or kylies spotty knickers
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Are you on about cack jokes or kylies spotty knickers
The knickers are all Andy's fault - they're his choice not mine!!!!
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Old 21-08-2007, 10:18 AM
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The knickers are all Andy's fault - they're his choice not mine!!!!
Hhhhmmmm.........ok, i believe you
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Habits.......

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...........................Och, please yersel!
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Old 21-08-2007, 11:45 AM
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Habits.......

............Nuns.........

...........................Och, please yersel!
It was too fuckin early in the day man
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I likey that, i do.......might try and get my ole girl to get the penguin suit on, but knowing my luck it will be a bar of choccy
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I've got a few more of them
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I've got a few more of them
I demand you post them.....no arguments
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Dribble...........
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Whats black, white and read and can't turn round in a corridor?

A Nun with a spear through her head.
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Old 21-08-2007, 01:02 PM
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The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Holy Father. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where at all in the world?'

After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting,

"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"

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You had to dust a lorra stoor off that pengin one, Grav!
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Had to find the blummen thing too, it was well hidden.
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