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In Britain, biking criminals join gangs by invitation only, often through contacts made in prison.
Biking criminals? Do you have to be a criminal to join?! Tossers



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The key requirements for membership are a love of fast bikes and a penchant for violence.
If you have to love fast bikes how come they all ride Harleys?!?!?!

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But while the bars and stalls were open to every guest over the weekend, there was one where average putners were not welcome: this was where the real Hell's Angels drank, a bar manned by two burly, tattooed security guards. Asked what was going on inside, one of the guards said: "If you need to ask, you don't need to know. Now b***** off."
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what a load of horse sh1t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ohhh FFS ................................'I particularly liked the line ............'to be initiated they had to rape a woman and bite a head off a chicken'..............



there are gona be pensioners in Sainsburys running for their lives every time they see someone carrying a lid ,wearing jeans and a bike jacket!



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amazing what half a brain and half an hour on wikipaedia can cook up - nice to see they managed to get the chicken's head in
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Old 15-08-2007, 03:23 PM
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Incidentally, only slightly off topic but I emailed the PCC this afternoon as I believe that the picture printed by the Sun and displayed on their website on Monday was in contravention of Clause 5 of the Code of Conduct.

I have had an acknowledgement, will let you know of any further outcome....... may come to nothing but at least I feel like I did something.........
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what picture ?
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Old 15-08-2007, 03:31 PM
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eeerrr I take exception to being called middle aged with a paunch, I might have a well rounded bum, but no paunch!!!!

Furthermore, my pimp is not a Hells Angel and I didnt stock my arsenal of fine weaponry through HA either and when I asked them to fulfill my shopping list of drugs, they told me to feck off, cos they only sell candy floss and toffee apples

So whosoever wrote this clap trap should get a life.
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ohhh FFS ................................'I particularly liked the line ............'to be initiated they had to rape a woman and bite a head off a chicken'..............



there are gona be pensioners in Sainsburys running for their lives every time they see someone carrying a lid ,wearing jeans and a bike jacket!



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Old 15-08-2007, 03:43 PM
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My comment to the Daily Mail on the piece, although I doubt they'll publish it.

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I have never seen such a sensationalist and inaccurate piece of journalism in my life, even in the Daily Mail.

If nothing else, I would have thought two things obvious:

- at an event organised by the Hells Angels, no-one other than the Angels themselves is like to describe themselves as a Hells Angel
- at an event organised by the Hells Angels, it is not at all unreasonable that there would be a private bar for the club members and their invitees.

Finally, the name "Hells Angels" is a trademark. Even a little bit of research would have shown that the name does not have an apostrophe, even if you think it ought.
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Old 15-08-2007, 03:48 PM
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What a load of old bollox, though we can't really be surprised at the shít the press come up with can we?

And what exactly is a "motorcycle fanclub"?

Silly arse'oles...
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And what exactly is a "motorcycle fanclub"?
Maybe its a group of people who like to fan motorcycles to keep them cool in the sun?
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What a load of old bollox, though we can't really be surprised at the shít the press come up with can we?

And what exactly is a "motorcycle fanclub"?

Silly arse'oles...
somat to do with liquid cooled engines innit?
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Maybe its a group of people who like to fan motorcycles to keep them cool in the sun?
well I could do with one please
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Liquid cooled? Isn't that when it rains?
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I've just had a look at 'THE picture' in the Sun and it looks to me like its been 'pieced together' from bits of photos. The ambulance looks as though its been parked with the bonnet going through the centre barrier. Then there is something resembling a helicopter lying down in opposite carriageway.

Hmmm but whatever it is its in gross bad taste and should never have been printed. I wonder at these these newspaper reprobates sometimes, dont they consider any of the families' feelings in these matters.

I never buy newspapers meself, never have and never will. Only read my local rag and then pick and choose what I want to know. They are all without morals of any kind in my opinion.
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Old 15-08-2007, 04:07 PM
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I've posted a comment
"I wasn't there. I suspect the author of this garbage wasn't there. I can do my own research.
"They could choose between target shooting using .22 rifles, watching drag-racers at 180mph or availing themselves of the illegal 'hash cookies' clandestinely on sale." Not to mention chatting to the volunteers who rush blood supplies around the country, or buying goods from the many stalls.
"Asked what was going on inside, one of the guards said: "If you need to ask, you don't need to know. Now b***** off."" So what? Would you expect to be invited into the stewards enclosure at Royal Ascot? Any such large event has an area where those involved in running it can have a break.
A lot of sensationalist rubbish. I doubt this comment will be printed."

Still no comments published - maybe the colonel blimps are still out on the golf course
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Old 15-08-2007, 04:13 PM
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The reporter is obsessed with paunches!
Paunchy middle aged men, GIGANTIC paunches etc etc. now I know the truth - if you haven't got a massive paunch you are not any kind of a bona fide biker. Anyone got a cushion?
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Ive replied as well, lets see whats posted on the site

most of it is sensationalist rubbish, the rest is just rubbish LOL
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Old 15-08-2007, 04:16 PM
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most of it is sensationalist rubbish, the rest is just rubbish LOL
And that's a surprise in the press is it?
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I've just had a look at 'THE picture' in the Sun and it looks to me like its been 'pieced together' from bits of photos. The ambulance looks as though its been parked with the bonnet going through the centre barrier. Then there is something resembling a helicopter lying down in opposite carriageway.

Hmmm but whatever it is its in gross bad taste and should never have been printed. I wonder at these these newspaper reprobates sometimes, dont they consider any of the families' feelings in these matters.

I never buy newspapers meself, never have and never will. Only read my local rag and then pick and choose what I want to know. They are all without morals of any kind in my opinion.
I thought that ambulance was rather peculiarly parked too!
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Maybe we should have a bet on just how many stereotypes there are mentioned in that article.
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Maybe we should have a bet on just how many stereotypes there are mentioned in that article.
Proabably as many as there are sentences
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Prob and woman exposing BREASTs,shouldn't be allowed.
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If you have to love fast bikes how come they all ride Harleys?!?!?!
ha ha ha ha...exactly what I was going to point out after reading that article!
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ohhh FFS ................................'I particularly liked the line ............'to be initiated they had to rape a woman and bite a head off a chicken'..............


Ahhh... bollox,,,,,,,,, I always get that bit the wrong way round,
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What a load of complete and utter bollox...
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It's the Daily Mail, what the hell else did you expect? The Sunday Sport would have made a better effort than that.
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