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Old 14-08-2007, 08:29 AM
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get a golden retriever to sniff yer arse and a pussy cat to lick ya all over
so yell have a cat scan and a lab report also who,s the best blokes to be seen with in the hospital has to be the ULTRA SOUND GUYS sorry keep well m8
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Old 14-08-2007, 08:59 AM
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get a golden retriever to sniff yer arse and a pussy cat to lick ya all over
so yell have a cat scan and a lab report also who,s the best blokes to be seen with in the hospital has to be the ULTRA SOUND GUYS sorry keep well m8
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.....But to get in here for the nurses....behave man, they have been overrun by munters, would rather releve myself with a cheese grater


Have posted your comments on the hospital website........

...........no, don't thank me.........

.................it was no problem at all!
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:36 AM
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Have posted your comments on the hospital website........

...........no, don't thank me.........

.................it was no problem at all!
Cheers mate, saves me doing it! And anyhow, they have to find me
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Old 14-08-2007, 04:21 PM
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bring back matron with wire wool and dettol that will sort you
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Old 14-08-2007, 04:27 PM
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bring back matron with wire wool and dettol that will sort you
Yep still in residence......got a ct scan at 3.30 tpmorow afternoon and i have to drink some stuff to make me RADIO-ACTIVE MAN, so should have some dayglo turmouts by saturday
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Old 14-08-2007, 04:30 PM
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the predicted view over bedford sunday
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Old 14-08-2007, 05:47 PM
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well i can't use the full of sh1te gag cos he isn't! Keith I wish you all the best. it can't be easy suffering so much and being a cunt What did your parents do to annoy God so much?
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Old 14-08-2007, 05:52 PM
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Old 14-08-2007, 05:59 PM
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well i can't use the full of sh1te gag cos he isn't! Keith I wish you all the best. it can't be easy suffering so much and being a cunt What did your parents do to annoy God so much?
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well at least i was a pretty baby, when you were born, they slapped your mother
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Old 14-08-2007, 06:02 PM
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the predicted view over bedford sunday
Did you hear about the sad story about the yanks accidently dropping the A-bomb on ethiopia

2.1million died in the blast, but another 15 million died trying to eat the mushroom
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Old 14-08-2007, 06:05 PM
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laqtest pic of KKM in hospita;
I knew i should have pissed in your cuppa tea at the siobathon and to think i was even kind enough to make it for ya..........
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Old 14-08-2007, 06:12 PM
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Old 14-08-2007, 06:15 PM
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Just think, in a day or two KKM is gonna be doing radio active shíts.
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Old 14-08-2007, 06:23 PM
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Just think, in a day or two KKM is gonna be doing radio active shíts.
And they will be readily available to the public through e-bay
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Old 14-08-2007, 06:32 PM
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Old 15-08-2007, 07:43 AM
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Buy 2 and grav will throw in a set of hub caps at half price
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Old 15-08-2007, 11:29 AM
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Old 15-08-2007, 12:39 PM
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Well my plan was my likkle mate, you steal their hubcaps, i curl them a log off and you sell them their hubcaps back to them
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are you home yet KKM - ave you got any snap shots to share with us.
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Old 15-08-2007, 04:17 PM
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are you home yet KKM - ave you got any snap shots to share with us.
No, not home yet, maybe in the morning (i fuckin hope)
i have a ward full of the bedford special brew crew ( local winos) on their summer holiday to dry out......ones completly yellow, another got liver failure and the 3rd gone all george best and needs a transplant....
Allready threatened to shove one out of the 4th floor window
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mmmm - why have they got you in alki ward then, with chrones - are you sure you telling us the truth here babe. is there something you need to get off ya chest?
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Old 15-08-2007, 08:34 PM
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mmmm - why have they got you in alki ward then, with chrones - are you sure you telling us the truth here babe. is there something you need to get off ya chest?
Escuse me woman........i like the rest of you drink in porportion and i stick to my units per week (normally in a night though), this lot are trained professionals.......get my ct scan results tomorow and if i need a op, goodbye nhs, hello bupa, thats nearly a month in this bastard hole since november
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Allready threatened to shove one out of the 4th floor window

if your on the fourth floor thats the tunnel idea out of the window
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fek me mate i know the nhs aint too hot, but waiting 17 years for your results is taking the piss
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Escuse me woman........i like the rest of you drink in porportion and i stick to my units per week (normally in a night though), this lot are trained professionals.......get my ct scan results tomorow and if i need a op, goodbye nhs, hello bupa, thats nearly a month in this bastard hole since november
do you wants us to bring you sum grapes hun
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Wot? He's in for hemma.. Heamhor.. hemor.....piles?
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