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Old 13-08-2007, 03:03 PM
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Look at it this way mate, at least your not going to feel like you've been shágged by an elephant........

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Old 13-08-2007, 03:06 PM
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Look at it this way mate, at least your not going to feel like you've been shágged by an elephant........

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Old 13-08-2007, 03:11 PM
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KKM went to the doctor and said

"Doc, I feel like I have been shágged by an elephant, my arse is (_0_) wide

the doctor replies

"That's impossible sir, an elephants dick would only make you arse (_o_) wide.

KKM said, "Well it fingered me first....."

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Old 13-08-2007, 03:29 PM
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isnt a ct scan to tell you if you are mad or not cos we can tell them that without fancy machines
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Old 13-08-2007, 03:29 PM
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come on kkm pull the finger out and get well m8 , need to see u up and about
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Old 13-08-2007, 04:29 PM
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So what did the scan say then?
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Old 13-08-2007, 04:33 PM
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Well the mad black chap has gone home, i still havnt had my scan or a date for it, they dont know when i can go home, they said i could now eat, but i got offered lentil soup and a cheese sarnie (very loose descriptions i may add), so declined the kind offer to be a vegie, so if i want somethink to eat, i will have to buy my own now......so todays gone from strength to fuckin strength.....
I havnt had a ciggie in 3 days, but i am going to fuck off and have 2-3 as i am now royally pissed off


god fobid the first person to bless me goodnight, they will be politly tol to go and fuck themselves
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Old 13-08-2007, 04:43 PM
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Well the mad black chap has gone home, i still havnt had my scan or a date for it, they dont know when i can go home, they said i could now eat, but i got offered lentil soup and a cheese sarnie (very loose descriptions i may add), so declined the kind offer to be a vegie, so if i want somethink to eat, i will have to buy my own now......so todays gone from strength to fuckin strength.....
I havnt had a ciggie in 3 days, but i am going to fuck off and have 2-3 as i am now royally pissed off


god fobid the first person to bless me goodnight, they will be politly tol to go and fuck themselves
And that was after endurin 2 enemas and feel liike i sh1tted my entire stomach out as i was supposed to have a camera up my arse, but they decided to cancel that at the last minute....ti am going for a fag before i punch some cunts lights out

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So what did the scan say then?
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Old 13-08-2007, 05:18 PM
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refer to answe in previous post
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C-T scan
admit it it is the cut and tuck your in for

part 4 of the sex change
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Old 13-08-2007, 05:42 PM
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admit it it is the cut and tuck your in for

part 4 of the sex change
Ian, i seriously wonder about your fetish about me having a sex change sometimes
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Old 13-08-2007, 05:56 PM
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I feel for you KKN

Sorry that shuld be KKM, it's difficult typing when theres a steak supper, a pint glass of cool beer and ready rolled ciggies surrounding the keyboard. One has to be so careful when typing. Think I'll pop for a nap now
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Old 13-08-2007, 06:14 PM
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I feel for you KKN

Sorry that shuld be KKM, it's difficult typing when theres a steak supper, a pint glass of cool beer and ready rolled ciggies surrounding the keyboard. One has to be so careful when typing. Think I'll pop for a nap now

OOhhh you are a cruel bugger....

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Old 13-08-2007, 06:19 PM
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I feel for you KKN

Sorry that shuld be KKM, it's difficult typing when theres a steak supper, a pint glass of cool beer and ready rolled ciggies surrounding the keyboard. One has to be so careful when typing. Think I'll pop for a nap now
Pete,you are one seriously evil individual.Keep up the good work!
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Old 13-08-2007, 06:24 PM
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I feel for you KKN

Sorry that shuld be KKM, it's difficult typing when theres a steak supper, a pint glass of cool beer and ready rolled ciggies surrounding the keyboard. One has to be so careful when typing. Think I'll pop for a nap now
PMSL..........
Cheers pete, that made me smile you bastid.....

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Old 13-08-2007, 06:26 PM
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(I aint even tired)
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Old 13-08-2007, 06:27 PM
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Old 13-08-2007, 06:28 PM
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Old 13-08-2007, 08:31 PM
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All the best KKM, Anita has the same problem so I can sympathise we you.
I myself have irritable bowel syndrom, (and it's getting on my nerves)
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Old 13-08-2007, 09:37 PM
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bloody hell, i bugger off for a few days an its all gone down hill. hope you get well soon babe, if it helps i can hardy keep anything down, think i musta eaten something doggy at the bull dog coz iv been sic 5 times!!!!
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Jeez, KKM! You don't arf go extremes just to oggle a few nurseys!


Get well soon, Chum!

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Old 14-08-2007, 07:36 AM
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Old 14-08-2007, 07:50 AM
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All the best KKM, Anita has the same problem so I can sympathise we you.
I myself have irritable bowel syndrom, (and it's getting on my nerves)
Thanks kingo, i sympaphise with you and your fine lady, it (escuse the pun) a pain in the arse....lol
hopefully having a ct scan today, but had all those promises before, been put on a fluid only diet at te mo, so nothings changed since sunday.......boy have i got a lot of eating to do to get me upto weight again
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bloody hell, i bugger off for a few days an its all gone down hill. hope you get well soon babe, if it helps i can hardy keep anything down, think i musta eaten something doggy at the bull dog coz iv been sic 5 times!!!!
hopefully your wife will bring you in some good ol home cooking
Dont blame the bulldogs burgers for that, i bet you might have drunk a wee too much beverage and you are suffering a grade 1 hangover (normally takes 2-3 days to get over)
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Jeez, KKM! You don't arf go extremes just to oggle a few nurseys!


Get well soon, Chum!

Oh,...

Bless you my son!
Thank you for your blessing friar...
But to get in here for the nurses....behave man, they have been overrun by munters, would rather releve myself with a cheese grater
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Hope you aint stuck in there to long, if you need some books or mags let me know and I'll pop some in for ya.
I am expecting a normal 5 night event, i have a window view now looking over the costa del bedford so if i get to depressed i can go for a leap of faith (followed by a splat), if your passing, drop in, they have the canteen downstairs for coffee ect, visiting times are from 2m (unless you are of a certain ethnic grouping and then its 24hour)
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Well got moved onto a ward last night....horray, was allowed food, didnt bother as it was sh1te!, got told this morning that i am now back on a clear liquid diet.....booooo, got a residential loon on the ward, special function of the loon is to scream all night, keep everyone awake and then be nice and happy from 7am, i want to kill him alreadY......awaiting a ct scan now and thats about it, apart from having a fuckin great needle stuck in my arse cheek this morning, such pleasures i suffer
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