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Old 12-08-2007, 03:54 PM
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Unhappy Greetings from bedford hospital (again)

Back in again with the chrones....well pissed off as i have missed a ride out today, but i am banging with morphine at the mo.........
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Sorry tae hear that.........

..........an that morphine fair makes yer **** hard tae cum oot LOL!
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:05 PM
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..........an that morphine fair makes yer **** hard tae cum oot LOL!
I have the pleasure of having "fleet" tomorow morning, atomic laxative, if thaty dont shift it, your fucked...lol
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:20 PM
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hey hinny .....hope it aint too bad tommorrow ...........take care and get well
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i would say what a bummer keith but not quite the right phrase

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Old 12-08-2007, 07:12 PM
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Are you having an affair with one of those doctors


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Old 12-08-2007, 07:20 PM
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Hope it all goes well for you mate.
I aint got the energy for all that malarky. My canula had 3 drips attached to it and it looked like the mier space station, boy am i bored..... The ward i am in at the mo is like gods waiting room, seen the vicar too many times already
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not planning on being a choir boy then
I could always ask huw.......
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shame about the ride out
Thanks chap.....

i normally go for a ride out every so often with a mate and we finish at the little chef at marston morteyne as my auntie works there( glamerous job, i know) and she sorts us both out with brekkie and large helpings of caffiene for free.....so apart from missing a ride, i also missed scoff...
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I am conclusive proof that just 'cos your Welsh, it doesn't mean you can sing...

However, if you wish to become a choir boy, I have a very sharp knife...
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I am conclusive proof that just 'cos your Welsh, it doesn't mean you can sing...

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I will pass on that huw......
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You only went back in cos you love getting enema's, ya pervy.....
Thats a exit mate and thats all it will ever be ( exept for tomorow when i have a camera rammed up me chuff)
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Bugger me (forgive the pun), sorry to hear your suffering again KKM - get well soon and good luck tomorrow
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:19 PM
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Thats a exit mate and thats all it will ever be ( exept for tomorow when i have a camera rammed up me chuff)
Thats one TV programme I DO NOT want to see.......

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Old 13-08-2007, 12:42 AM
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Thats one TV programme I DO NOT want to see.......

Hope all goes well, feller.
Believe me, its one show i dont want to be the star off!........wll they have just upped my painkiller meds as the others were just sending me bandy and not actually doing the pain in...strange
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Thanks guys and girls. Just been put to "nil by mouth", so i cant even brush me bloody teeth this morning......
I might go and have my first ciggie (havnt had one since sat night), first drag, go dizzy and end back up in a+e.....lol
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Poor ol' you hun.
Will give Mel a call later today, and we shall pop over to see her.
As for you?............well, we might bring ya a few mags to read.
Womans Own? Take A Break? Cosmopolitan?
Any preferences hun?............
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Old 13-08-2007, 08:45 AM
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Poor ol' you hun.
Will give Mel a call later today, and we shall pop over to see her.
As for you?............well, we might bring ya a few mags to read.
Womans Own? Take A Break? Cosmopolitan?
Any preferences hun?............
Try fiesta, whitehouse, shaven haven.....lol, will try and give you a call after i have had the camera shoved where it shouldnt be shoved
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I think you should change your name to YoYo...you are in and out of hospital enough times aren't you...hope you are feeling better soon...
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Old 13-08-2007, 09:59 AM
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I think you should change your name to YoYo...you are in and out of hospital enough times aren't you...hope you are feeling better soon...
I should call you a cheeky bint for that, but alas its true!
Now the 4th time since last november, i even had a nurse ask me if i had brought my bike with me!..........
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Just looking at your sign off....not surprised you're back in hospital! Get well soon Keith.
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have you had ya anal innerds photographed yet Bud. are you ok? do ya fancy a good curry?

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have you had ya anal innerds photographed yet Bud. are you ok? do ya fancy a good curry?

sorry hope you feel better soon
no not yet, still waiting, but i could go a madras right now, go well with the morphine jab i havent long had
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I have just had my endoscopy cancelled....fuckin mad, had all that done and for what, fuck all........now i am aparently having a C-T scan done instead, but the problem is now is when!
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