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Old 08-08-2007, 11:11 AM
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Default Hahahahahaha! Blatant **** stiring biker questions cause im bored.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wonder how many people well answer honestly. Just some things that make me laugh about the bike scene thats all, so.......
How many of you that hate weekend warriors ride through the week yourselves? Honestly? How many actually do ride a bike at all? I know i dont, apart from say my dirt bikes.
A lot of you hate so called Power Rangers yeah? Why? What is a Power Ranger, every person that rides a sports bike or does that include streetfighters etc? I know sports bike riders with one peice leathers that ride 365 days a year in all sorts of weather and who have gone through hell for their love of bikes yet there are the sorts who wear black leather waistcoats etc that dont even ride. Surely the person who loves and has a passion for their bikes and uses them is the real biker?????????
Sports bikes again. A lot of people dislike them but you love GSXR's for example. Well thats still a sports bike aint it?!?!?!
Dirt bikes, why aint they real bikes? They have an engine, 2 wheels and i know myself ive done more miles on a big thumping single cylinder dirt bike in a day than most do in a month. They seem very real to me and take the same dedication etc etc to ride, look after blah blah.
Do ya have to go to bike rallies to be a biker? It seems to me the last thing on anyones minds at bike rallies is bikes so how does that make you more of a biker, its only the transport there and home again.
Bike racing like WSB, BSB, MotoGP, Enduro, MX so on so forth. Racing just like the Isle of Man but on a shorter circuit yet its frowned upon nowadays. Funny really cause ive been round the bike scene since i was a nipper and when we were younger bike racing was just another branch of the bike scene to be enjoyed, they are after all motorbikes.
What the hell is a biker? Come on, instead of sitting in front of your computer telling everyone what ISNT a biker try telling us what one actually is. I mean surely if you cant describe it and say wha its all about then you cant say what isnt one?
If being a biker is about freedom and not caring about average every day society then why are some of you so worried when you see a speeding biker or a bike with noisy pipes etc etc. I mean you listen to some people on here saying they hate Norms etc etc then whinge because someone actually went out and had a laugh and fun on a bike. Bikes are for fun aint they? You dont buy a bike to be serious surely?
There ya go, just some things to mull over.
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i think its all down to sexual urges
Make Bromide compulsory
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:16 AM
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i think its all down to sexual urges
Make Bromide compulsory
Hahahahahha! Yep, in some people it should be My groin is so swollen and bruised right now though that sexual urges are the last thing on my mind
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:18 AM
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and did you know that in 1500-Leonardo da Vinci proposed that fossil marine shells have not been carried to their present locations by a deluge, nor created on the spot
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:20 AM
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and in 1663 German physicist Otto von Guericke pieced together bones from different species to make a fossil "unicorn."
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:22 AM
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then in 1667 The Royal Society of London conducts a sheep-to-human blood transfusion experiment. Remarkably, the human subject survives.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:23 AM
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and in 1663 German physicist Otto von Guericke pieced together bones from different species to make a fossil "unicorn."
Just goes to show that some people can make something out of nothing dont it
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:25 AM
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Just goes to show that some people can make something out of nothing dont it
ohh Apt comeback for the thread - well done :-)
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:27 AM
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Just goes to show that some people can make something out of nothing dont it
I am Bored too

Making Something Out of Nothing: The Law of Takings and 'Phillips v. Washington Legal Foundation'

Phillips v. Washington Legal Foundation, 118 S Ct 1925 (1998), held that interest generated by the Texas Interest on Lawyers Trust Account (IOLTA) program is the "private property" of the clients who handed over the principal; the Court did not decide whether the IOLTA program worked a "taking," or, if it did, what "just compensation" was due. The debates among the justices about the meaning of private property, argued in terms of contextual and conceptual severance, are unlikely to prove fruitful. We elaborate a better approach that looks to the underlying purposes of just compensation: efficiency and justice are best served by uncoupling matters and methods of deterrence from matters and methods of distribution.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:30 AM
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I ride mine daily.....and the bike...lol
i like the leather waistcoats as i am a freddy mercury fan
sports bikes scare me (hurt myself on one years ago, riding like a cunt) and anything i am scared of needs to be destroyed
weekend warriors are gay
i go to rallys to drink beer, eat pies and harrass people who ride pink bikes.....lol
i like trikes, but i am still trying to find a perfect recipe for one!
Dirt bikes are ridden by big bald men, who so happen to ride pink bikes to mask their femine side....lol
and if no one likes my ideas, then they must be nutters as the earth is flat and the moon is made of cheese, right time to hide, i thinks....lol
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everyone knows that you aint anybody till you own a Morris Ital in Brown
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We used to have a mustard coloured Allegro
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We used to have a mustard coloured Allegro
I used to have a allegro.....it was like driving a roller boot with a engine
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A biker is someone who;

Doesn't wear all in one leathers.
Or coloured things.
Or funny things on their helmet.
Doesn't ride a sports bike.
Or a dirt bike.
Doesn't ride in wet weather or winter.
Doesn't know the name of any bike racers or tracks.
Or any footballers.
And doesn't keep asking "what makes a real biker?"
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:53 AM
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I ride mine daily.....and the bike...lol
Dirt bikes are ridden by big bald men, who so happen to ride pink bikes to mask their femine side....lol
Im very in touch with my femenine side but right now she's just gone to get me pie and chips
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A biker is someone who;

Doesn't wear all in one leathers.
Or coloured things.
Or funny things on their helmet.
Doesn't ride a sports bike.
Or a dirt bike.
Doesn't ride in wet weather or winter.
Doesn't know the name of any bike racers or tracks.
Or any footballers.
And doesn't keep asking "what makes a real biker?"
Cool, im badass then
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We used to have a mustard coloured Allegro
Safest car in the world them. If a wheel fell off allegro
I want a Vauxhall Viva, remind of being a kid
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Im very in touch with my femenine side but right now she's just gone to get me pie and chips
Fair play....you having curry sauce with that.......lol
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Fair play....you having curry sauce with that.......lol
Nah, mushy peas mate. Top notch proper grub, fuck me firred up arteries
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Nah, mushy peas mate. Top notch proper grub, fuck me firred up arteries
Well you up for the pipe cleaners in a few weeks, so whilst they are at it!
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Well you up for the pipe cleaners in a few weeks, so whilst they are at it!
Hope theyre a bit more gentle next time. The top of my leg a hip look like a squidged blueberry.
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As far as I'm concerned if it has two wheels, engine and someone rides it, its a bike, I dont care if someone rides a super-retard or a chop, as long as they treat me right, I'll treat them right.
There only three types of people in this world,
Mates, acquaintances and cunts. What you ride doesnt make you what you think you are.
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Hope theyre a bit more gentle next time. The top of my leg a hip look like a squidged blueberry.
I have the pleasure of a endoscopy on monday. I have to take fleet 24 hours before, so my A is going to be like the japenese flag before they start.....ooo the things i look forward to
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I have the pleasure of a endoscopy on monday. I have to take fleet 24 hours before, so my A is going to be like the japenese flag before they start.....ooo the things i look forward to

Might as well have a coffee enema while you are at it.
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I have the pleasure of a endoscopy on monday. I have to take fleet 24 hours before, so my A is going to be like the japenese flag before they start.....ooo the things i look forward to
I hate to say this but i reckon i prefer the idea of the camera up the arse. I'd rather have the doctors probe where i cant see it than right in me face
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Ride every day, have nowt against anything with 2 or 3 wheels, even robin reliants cos i think they're funny, hate a lot of car drivers, take the piss out of my mates Hardly but never seriously, i wear horns on my helmet, i have colour on my leathers, I ride a bike with fairing, I love sports bikes, i go to rallies to get drunk and socialise and am rarely seen looking at the bikes because i often can't be arsed.

Am I a biker? Who gives a f***? I am what I am!
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I hate to say this but i reckon i prefer the idea of the camera up the arse. I'd rather have the doctors probe where i cant see it than right in me face
Oh you can,in fact its on a TV right in front of you.
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Oh you can,in fact its on a TV right in front of you.
That's a good idea, it could take peoples mind off the discomfort/enjoyment*

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Tell you whats not a biker the cunt who passes you when your sittin on the side of the road!
Other than that not fussed...

I'll get my coat
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then in 1667 The Royal Society of London conducts a sheep-to-human blood transfusion experiment. Remarkably, the human subject survives.
Nothing new in human to sheep and visa versa body fluid transfer here.

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