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Old 21-08-2007, 11:49 AM
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Shit, I don't know. Must be a shitty elitist thing.
Conspiracy more like
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Old 21-08-2007, 12:48 PM
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I would like to refer my esteemed colleagues to the reply I gave some time ago.....

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Old 21-08-2007, 12:59 PM
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As do I

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Old 21-08-2007, 01:05 PM
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I put it to the honourable gentleman that he has indeed been let off as the charges were dropped. This is the British Judicial system at it most incompetent if it can't even get someone in court who clearly deserves a custodial sentence.

That bastard is taking the piss and fucking knows it.
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Old 21-08-2007, 01:17 PM
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Due to incompetance by the CPS, the charge of breaching the conditions of his bail have been dropped. He is still under those conditions; they are that he must be shown to be clear of illegal drugs and show a willingness to be so within 4 weeks of his last hearing.
With this latest incident, plod have charged him with breach of bail conditions which CPS have then screwed up.
CPS now have the option of pressing another possession charge. This would also count against him for the original possession charge and therefore making him liable to a stretch.

If the little ferretty bastard still stays out of the nick, then yes, there is a total travesty of justice.
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Old 21-08-2007, 01:23 PM
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Surley must be a case for driving under the influence as well .. pockets full of drugs, bet the fucker was off his tits n'all .. I mean why did he get pulled in the 1st place?!
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Old 21-08-2007, 02:19 PM
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One Kit-Kat and fifty of your finest English pence please huw.
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Old 21-08-2007, 02:20 PM
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Less than two weeks ago, a judge told Doherty he must kick his drug habit or go to jail.



How does he do it. You and me woold have been banged up ages ago.....
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Old 21-08-2007, 02:20 PM
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He has just walked free due to a legal technicality (the police didn't take him to court within 24 hours of the arrest).

I owe you 10 bob and a 4 finger kitkat.

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Old 21-08-2007, 02:20 PM
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And i generally dont eat scoffs, but i shall savour every bite of that...
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Old 21-08-2007, 02:22 PM
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You banged me up ages ago.....
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Old 21-08-2007, 02:41 PM
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Hear he's just been let off again under a technicality
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:29 PM
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This is what I typed!
refering to the pratt pete doherty

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How does he do it. You and me woold have been banged up ages ago.....
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You banged me up ages ago.....
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Not right to change someones quote.!
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:33 PM
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Not right to change someones quote.!
Misquoting (for humour) is accepted on here as "a laugh".
Misquoting (for malicious purposes) is frowned on.

This particular case is only for humour, ok?
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:37 PM
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Ooops

Sorry! Was of course meant purely humourously
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:38 PM
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One Kit-Kat and fifty of your finest English pence please huw.
Already accepted the loss, Taff.

Where do you want it sending?
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:41 PM
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Well, I reckon you're a fiver up on the last bet you lost anyway as the boozer aint turned up. Fiver in the post to you tomorow. Do you ever win anything?
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:45 PM
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Well, I reckon you're a fiver up on the last bet you lost anyway as the boozer aint turned up. Fiver in the post to you tomorow. Do you ever win anything?
I'm lucky in life. Got good mates. The rest is irrelevant.
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:46 PM
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Until you run out of cider.....
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I'll drink to that

And you, well ......
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:50 PM
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Until you run out of cider.....
Luckily tonight is "Free Cider for me" night at the Speakeasy
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Old 21-08-2007, 03:58 PM
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naughty kylie, gravs been leading you astray again
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Old 21-08-2007, 04:00 PM
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naughty kylie, gravs been leading you astray again
I blame Ernie! It's all his fault! He taught me.... he corrupted my sweet pure mind and turned me into this evil misquoter!!!!!
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Old 21-08-2007, 04:07 PM
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I blame Ernie! It's all his fault! He taught me.... he corrupted my sweet pure mind and turned me into this evil misquoter!!!!!
BOLLOCKSBOLLOCKS...............

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Old 21-08-2007, 04:24 PM
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I blame Ernie! It's all his fault! He taught me.... he corrupted my sweet pure mind and turned me into this evil masturbator!!!!!
Others have been known to humourously misquote too ya know
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Old 21-08-2007, 05:49 PM
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Already accepted the loss, Taff.

Where do you want it sending?
I must insist that you carry it with you at all times, in case our paths cross, without succumbing to temptation and troffing it, or carrying an emergency one for moments of weakness.

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Old 21-08-2007, 05:56 PM
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Others have been known to humourously misquote too ya know
Oh... no, sorry, been one of them for years before i met Ernie!
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Old 21-08-2007, 06:01 PM
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Bet that made your mates day, eh Fatty........ Seeing the fuckwit who put him there, banged up right next to him.
Hope the judge got a 'warm' welcome.........
yes i fink he dont like it ther lol but 15 years for 15 grams a ckoke por lad only whent for the week to get some sun
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Old 21-08-2007, 06:02 PM
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I must insist that you carry it with you at all times, in case our paths cross, without succumbing to temptation and troffing it, or carrying an emergency one for moments of weakness.

Bollocks . I was hoping I could drop it off with someone else for your attention. Then again, he'd probably eat it...
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Old 21-08-2007, 06:10 PM
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Misquoting (for humour) is accepted on here as "a laugh".
Misquoting (for malicious purposes) is frowned on.

This particular case is only for humour, ok?

Ok i bit as a newbie

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