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Old 04-08-2007, 06:45 PM
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Talking Success

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched
into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this
ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed
into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely
woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry
figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing.
He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter
woman than before.
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry
saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another
level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad
of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really
liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure
enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed
woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered.
Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him.
He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks
over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos.
The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"

The biker answers, "I'm Cess."
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