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Old 03-08-2007, 10:47 AM
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Default O goody, the fuckers dead

The terrorist that decided to visit glasgow airport in a burning jeep and set himself on fire......
Hope you are eternally tortured in hell you mother fucker and force fed bacon sarmies.

reminds me of one i heard the other week....

(barclay card advert)
cost of a gallon of petrol.....4
cost of a grande cherikee.....25000
seeing a terrorist in a ball of flames.....priceless
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:52 AM
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lol think i had that joke sent to me. i reckon he died a horribul death, really slow
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:17 AM
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will he still get his 73 virgins ?
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:19 AM
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Probably. Dying for 'the cause'
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I wish he'd lived

Could have been tried, sent to nik for the rest of his days ( bellmarsh) and made to eat pork and listen to rock music

Still I hear all is not well in the marsh Abu hamza is being picked on, and had to have more of his arms amputated
Could always ship him to Egypt, they have a warm wlecome planned for him
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:04 PM
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will he still get his 73 virgins ?
Depends if they like burnt offerings.....lol
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:05 PM
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I hope sincerely that they removed more of his arm without anaesthetic and did it ver slowly and painfully. Oh and did they remember to cut some his tongue off with a nice sawing action with a blunt bread knife.

Bastards all of em
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:06 PM
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I wish he'd lived

Could have been tried, sent to nik for the rest of his days ( bellmarsh) and made to eat pork and listen to rock music

Still I hear all is not well in the marsh Abu hamza is being picked on, and had to have more of his arms amputated
Could always ship him to Egypt, they have a warm wlecome planned for him
I like what they did to one of the other dirty bastards, poured boiling water and oil on him, bet they fancied a curry that night
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:28 PM
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I was hoping he had lived cos now the other cunt is going to put all of the blame on the dead one.
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:38 PM
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Nasty people the lot of you.
He should have lived and had all his wounds and burns cared for by a loving nurse.
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:47 PM
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burn him again, BURN him again and get that Scottish bloke to give him another good kickin - best TV for ages ...
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:57 PM
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Kind of ironic with him being a muslim that he ends his days as a pile of pork scratchings.
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:29 PM
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Kind of ironic with him being a muslim that he ends his days as a pile of pork scratchings.
Tasteless,but funny
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:39 PM
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lol theres nothing better then good ol dry english humer
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Nasty people the lot of you.
He should have lived and had all his wounds and burns cared for by a loving nurse.
Cleaned hourly with a scrubbing brush and neat TCP.
Bloody hell you are a nice person ain't ya?

I would have used scotchbrite and battery acid. Had his arsehole stitched up after stuffing a large pine cone up it and then force fed the fucker 27 chernobyl strength pork curries.

I have been burnt and needed skin grafts. Hurts like ***** so rest assured the bastard did suffer. GOOD! I hope all his 73 virgins look like Norra Batty on a bad hair day and every one of them gives him crabs.

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lol well seid
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Erm........Fran ain't English!
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I hope they are all hairy arsed bikers who beat the sh:t out of him... John
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:12 AM
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Where you gonna get 73 hairy arsed bikers who are virgins?
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Old 04-08-2007, 07:43 AM
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Where you gonna get 73 hairy arsed bikers who are virgins?
They lied
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Old 04-08-2007, 11:11 AM
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Erm........Fran ain't English!

well i dident no, its not something i genarally ask westher there english or not lol
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Old 04-08-2007, 11:25 AM
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Where you gonna get 73 hairy arsed bikers who are virgins?

HOG rally?


Sorry couldnt resist
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Old 04-08-2007, 02:41 PM
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Sorry couldnt resist
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