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Old 15-12-2004, 10:46 PM
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This morning I found myself gazing at the back door of me house pressing the unlock button on me works van key fob progressivly harder, waiting for the lock to go clunk. Wouldn't be so bad but I'd only stepped outside a couple of minutes before, so the door wasn't even locked.
Is there a cure for this kind of stupidity?
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Old 15-12-2004, 10:59 PM
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yes i believe they call it 'a day off'..
you'll have to google it tho.
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Old 15-12-2004, 11:11 PM
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Is that like 'a day off me head'
I think i could manage that
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Old 15-12-2004, 11:23 PM
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worryingly that is borderline normality
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Old 15-12-2004, 11:29 PM
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what's worse is going in and out of auto opening doors all day then walking into the house door
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Old 16-12-2004, 01:25 AM
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worryingly that is borderline normality
Borderline?

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Old 16-12-2004, 09:02 AM
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I used to have a cure for stupidity but I lost it before I got chance to use it.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:11 AM
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right there is only one known cure

lift your left leg up whilst holding a caoorot in one hand and a half eaten hamster in the other,
then you shout the words "higgle piggle i like a little wiggle"

and thats it you will not be stupid anymore (insane maybe..but not stupid)

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Old 16-12-2004, 02:13 PM
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Half eaten hamster....no problem
However, sourcing a caoorot is proving difficult
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Old 16-12-2004, 02:42 PM
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could be worse........ you could have a disgracefully unhealthy love of custard.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:34 PM
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could be worse........ you could have a disgracefully unhealthy love of custard.
AHHHHHH, so you're the boy wonder

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