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Old 15-12-2004, 08:22 PM
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Default just what do you write in you're daughters 18th birthday card?

i have been trying to think of something original to put in our (smart as a whip) daughters card, and for the life of me i can't come up with anything. any ideas?
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Old 15-12-2004, 08:33 PM
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How about....just coz it's legal doesn't mean you have to do it!
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Old 15-12-2004, 09:02 PM
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Old 15-12-2004, 09:26 PM
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Mr Chaz's Phone number complete with Public Health Warning !!!


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Old 15-12-2004, 11:41 PM
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i think they onlty expect you to write on a cheque inside a card
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Old 16-12-2004, 12:05 AM
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Mr Chaz's phone number, and my phone number so that I can give her a free taxi ride to the STD Clinic after she's phoned him.
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Old 16-12-2004, 01:21 AM
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I don't think you need to put anything clever - damn it, if she's 18 you must have known for years that you can't keep up (I got 2 grown up daughters, I stopped trying to stay one step ahead long before they were 18!) - sdo just tell her you love her and she's the best 18 year old daughter you've got!

Sloppy? Yes. Appropriate? Hell yes!

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Old 16-12-2004, 01:40 AM
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You could try.........

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Old 16-12-2004, 03:41 AM
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Happy Birthday I Love You sounds alright to me
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Old 16-12-2004, 05:36 AM
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I'll have you know I always scrub it with dettol and a wire brush!

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Old 16-12-2004, 08:25 AM
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Still not pregnant-- keep it that way !






Lets face it its every dads nightmare where teenage girls are concerned.
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Old 16-12-2004, 10:12 AM
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I told mine I was so proud of the woman she had become.



Sloppy, but got me a hug and a cup of tea!
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