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Old 26-05-2007, 04:44 PM
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Got sent this:

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me, cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
But, you didn't see me.
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Old 26-05-2007, 06:11 PM
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Old 26-05-2007, 06:34 PM
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Oh my fúcking gaaawd, cue the Waltons music...
UT's gone all pappy.
I'm gonna pull out on you on purpose if i see ya for posting that old shíte.
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Old 26-05-2007, 06:43 PM
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old old old old load of soppy sentimentalised crap eminating from across the pond, probably to be read with a background of sad music at the funeral scene in a soap opera, with overcuts of weeping relatives and sad orphaned children placing teddy bears on coffins. what a crock of ****e, sorry, but crap like this gets on my tits, and its not like its not been on here before, ive seen this exact load of bobbins turn up on various forums at least twice a year since i first got online. its just twaddle. why do the shermans have to turn everything into a fucking life and death struggle? as if life isnt fucking difficult enough without people writing this stuff, ffs, AND its written in the first person, thus proving that even after theyre fucking dead, the yanks can still be heard complaining !!! sorry ut but its crap.
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Old 26-05-2007, 06:51 PM
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Oh my fúcking gaaawd, cue the Waltons music...
UT's gone all pappy.
I'm gonna pull out on you on purpose if i see ya for posting that old shíte.

LMFAO .. before or after you stab him in the throat
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Old 26-05-2007, 06:57 PM
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AND its written in the first person, thus proving that even after theyre fucking dead, the yanks can still be heard complaining
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Old 26-05-2007, 10:28 PM
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I thought it was good .... but i have just lost a mate in a crash sort of funny if you read it
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Old 27-05-2007, 06:16 AM
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Sometimes I dont want to be seen as a nice guy.

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
Bitch, I nearly had it!

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
I was fucking hungry as well.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
Just cos I was robbing it.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.
Still reeling from the punch eh...

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
I thought £15 quid was a reasonable price.

I saw you, stare at my long hair.
You gay poof.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
as above.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
FOAD is a good tattoo!

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
and I scratched your wing with me boots.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
So you fucking heard me then.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
"dont look at the scumy biker, he fucked yer mother"

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
You gat a shock when I set fire to it!

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
Did I scare you that much.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
I did ..didnt I!

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
I saw your face get punched.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
****ting bricks

I saw you, go home to your family.
Covered in bruises

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
and you are a boring prick.

Regards
Pyro the Loon.
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Old 27-05-2007, 10:40 AM
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I'm not sure I became a Biker because I wanted people to love me, either.

BTW, why was he delivering toys to homeless people anyway? Surely Special Brew would have been more appropriate?

And I'm buggered if I'm giving my old coats away. I wear 'em till they rots...
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Old 27-05-2007, 11:42 AM
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Oh my fúcking gaaawd, cue the Waltons music...
UT's gone all pappy.
I'm gonna pull out on you on purpose if i see ya for posting that old shíte.
Well I suppose it's better than terrorgoth

Or maybe I should do the usual and say someone else used my pc and posted as me?!!!
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Old 27-05-2007, 11:45 AM
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old old old old load of soppy sentimentalised crap eminating from across the pond, probably to be read with a background of sad music at the funeral scene in a soap opera, with overcuts of weeping relatives and sad orphaned children placing teddy bears on coffins. what a crock of ****e, sorry, but crap like this gets on my tits, and its not like its not been on here before, ive seen this exact load of bobbins turn up on various forums at least twice a year since i first got online. its just twaddle. why do the shermans have to turn everything into a fucking life and death struggle? as if life isnt fucking difficult enough without people writing this stuff, ffs, AND its written in the first person, thus proving that even after theyre fucking dead, the yanks can still be heard complaining !!! sorry ut but its crap.
Where did i say I liked it? Just said I got sent it And if you've seen it so many times, get off the bloody pc and ride your bike, you nerd
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Old 27-05-2007, 12:06 PM
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BTW, why was he delivering toys to homeless people anyway? Surely Special Brew would have been more appropriate?
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Old 27-05-2007, 01:00 PM
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Im filling up after reading that.
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Old 27-05-2007, 03:03 PM
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Whats that, unleaded or diesel?
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Old 27-05-2007, 03:52 PM
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Whats that, unleaded or diesel?
Don't mock,not my fault i am sensitive
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Old 27-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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Where did i say I liked it? Just said I got sent it And if you've seen it so many times, get off the bloody pc and ride your bike, you nerd
ooohhh get her

come on, admit it, youve had it tattood on your back havent you
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Old 27-05-2007, 04:13 PM
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ooohhh get her

come on, admit it, youve had it tattood on your back havent you
No chance, that would hurt
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Old 27-05-2007, 06:26 PM
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First time I've seen it. and i don't do sentimental. Whats it mean anyway?!!!
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