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Old 11-04-2007, 06:11 PM
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I was drunk and pissed off

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Good rant.

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Old 11-04-2007, 06:18 PM
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Well said that man, pisses me off summat rotten too, this misuse of the word "biker". Our local rag even uses it to describe cyclists
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Old 11-04-2007, 06:59 PM
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good rant I loved the made up name, made me piss myself (
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Like the bit about "i doubt that you will print this letter"
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Hope they never see you doing any stunts then UT, or they might think you are a naughty biker too............
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Couldn't resist it (bottle of wine might have helped)

"Felt moved to support Mr Tillotson's position. The word 'Biker' means much more than someone riding a 2 wheeled vehicle. Would the word 'Hooligan' be applied to all football fans? Or the converse, would you label a picture of football hooligans fighting as "Fans in violent brawl"? "

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Well done UT ! Good rant & fair comment's. there's a pint on me for that.
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Well done UT ! Good rant & fair comment's. there's a pint on me for that.
yeah, but i got ride all the way up to leeds to collect
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well at least you would get a proper pint mate... and not some soft southern shandy stuff....
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well at least you would get a proper pint mate... and not some soft southern shandy stuff....
Cheeky sod, newkie browns the same everywhere
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:05 PM
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newki brown ??? urgghhh!!!

you want a proper pint, in Yorkshire were the air's cleen n the beers better !
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Bloody long way to go for a pint though

Any shows up there?
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Cheeky sod, newkie browns the same everywhere
Still tastes like the tyne with condoms floating in it then?
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Still tastes like the tyne with condoms floating in it then?
How do you know what that tastes like?!!
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Robert Tillitson................not a yob
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Newkie brown.


ere I am pi55ed off, stuck in an fookin office, a beautiful day outside, im in the bl00dy mota n'all .. an then someone has to start talking about a "bottle o dog" !!!

a beautiful blue starred frosty bottle o' dog, with a little drip runing down the label ....... Nooooooooooooooo !!!!!!! I can see it now ......

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What if someone writes a letter asking what actually does constitute a proper biker?
You'll have to sell your bikes to fund the stamps for the letters you gonna have to send...
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What if someone writes a letter asking what actually does constitute a proper biker?
You'll have to sell your bikes to fund the stamps for the letters you gonna have to send...

let alone asking about starting a club
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What if someone writes a letter asking what actually does constitute a proper biker?
You'll have to sell your bikes to fund the stamps for the letters you gonna have to send...

I'll tell them to come on here and ask Taff
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:34 PM
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How the fuck do i know, i don't stop for twats on race-reps in leather pyjama patterned leathers....
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nice letter UT

and a nice description there taff
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How the fuck do i know, i don't stop for twats on race-reps in leather pyjama patterned leathers....
Well lets just hope they dont bother wasting their fuckin time stopping for you then.
I know one thing Taff, i've had more sports bike riders be helpful than people of your bloody ilk.
Respect?. You know fuck all about that word do ya. Nobody that doesnt fit into your narrow little world gets any do they.
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Old 13-04-2007, 12:31 AM
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Change the fucking record will ya for fuck's sake i'm sick of hearing you whine about the same old bullshít.
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Respect?. You know fuck all about that word do ya. Nobody that doesnt fit into your narrow little world gets any do they.
You reap what you sow Taff, remember that.
You seem to know a hell of a lot about me don't you?
When you actually know fuck all.
And thanks for the biblical proverb, i'll try and live by that.
You waint find me rob posting on here at a weekend asking for somewhere to go or someone to ride out with, despite your hordes of mates on trial bikes and race reps.
Or deciding i'm gonna start a club, or run a rally, or go out and buy a Harley, all of which you've claimed to be gonna do in the past, to edge into this narrow world you despise so much.
I edged my way into it 25 yrs ago, i like it, and i dont give a monkey's fuck about anybody who aint in it.
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Old 13-04-2007, 02:41 AM
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Change the fucking record will ya for fuck's sake i'm sick of hearing you whine about the same old bullshít.
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You seem to know a hell of a lot about me don't you?
When you actually know fuck all.
And thanks for the biblical proverb, i'll try and live by that.
You waint find me rob posting on here at a weekend asking for somewhere to go or someone to ride out with, despite your hordes of mates on trial bikes and race reps.
Or deciding i'm gonna start a club, or run a rally, or go out and buy a Harley, all of which you've claimed to be gonna do in the past, to edge into this narrow world you despise so much.
I edged my way into it 25 yrs ago, i like it, and i dont give a monkey's fuck about anybody who aint in it.
Never said i knew about you but you do a lot of sitting in judgement of what people must be like because of what they ride etc. Dont like it in return?
The start a club was a joke, you know it was but you have this funny nack of twisting things to suit your argument.
I did look at buying a harley, yes, not got a problem with admitting that. Turned out though that it would have been on a Q plate so didnt fancy it and bought the Tiger instead as i like my Triumphs.
Run a rally, yep, would be nice to organise summat but you know Taff, sometimes life just takes over.
As far as despising this world, far from it. I actually really like it but i dont see it from such a narrow perspective.
Asking for places to go? Hey, why not, this is a biker website and maybe somebody may have had a good idea. I was left in the lurch because of personal reasons which meant all my plans went to ****.
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Old 13-04-2007, 07:52 AM
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Never said i knew about you but you do a lot of sitting in judgement of what people must be like because of what they ride etc.
They don't even cross my mind enough to bother passing judgement.
I just aint got diddley-shít in common with someone in full multi-coloured leathers to match a multi-coloured blow-up beach bike. Nothing to fix their bike, no more to chat to 'em about than if i strolled up to someone in Tesco's car park.
If i meet some fucker in the pub, or in the gym, or at a do, and they appear the next day as a power ranger then cool, but as for trying to bond with 'em thru our common love of biking at the side of the road, nah, i'd have more in common stopping and chatting to the motorway maintenance guys.
Do they stroll over and say hello if i pull into a services where they're filling up? Like fuck they do, cos i'm as alien to them as they are to me.
Suits me fine.
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Old 13-04-2007, 08:24 AM
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Just cause someone rides a bike, it don't mean I'm gonna like em / get on with / brotherhood etc, that pretty much covers ALL to be honest.. and you gotta know what I mean, how many TW4TS have we ALL met come up start boring the sh1t outta ya and ya dont even know em' just cause you got a bike and waistcoat - I think it might actually be worse when your in a club as well ... some o Taff's points are fair IMO. No tools to fix, don't really know **** about their bikes save tyre choices, end can mod's, BHP gains and the nearest Dyno. You know I reckon Taff prob gets more than his fair share o' muppets trying to get to know, suck up to, just walking in a pub.

I enjoy smokin hash n gettin stoned, but I really really dont like Amsterdam ... fookin city o weirdo's n pot heads!! really....screw that.

was headin down to Arundel last year on me Chop with Missus on her Custom, pulled in @ Bury hill for a fag break, and pulled up at the far end o the carpark away from the others ... sat and had a fag, bloke bowls over, cut off and all that .. admires the chop and missus's bike and asks "we why parked up here"? ... said "I got more in common with these people" pointing to a horsebox ...

Now go to a Good Rally ... and I'll meet loads o peeps I can identify with!!

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