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Old 15-02-2007, 07:56 AM
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on cup number four so far - fucking essence
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Old 15-02-2007, 07:58 AM
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on cup number four so far - fucking essence
Yep, its like medicine aint it. All the woe's in the world can be fixed by a cuppa. ****, it even built an empire
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Old 15-02-2007, 08:13 AM
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Useless facts about tea (maybe not all facts but what the hell, im bored).
1/ During World war 1 and 2 Great Britain bought all of the tea in the world so we could still have a cuppa. Thats very generous i think.
2/ I've been to where the Boston tea party was. I was shocked to find you could'nt get a cup of tea for love nor money. Just that crappy coffee crap.
3/ Tea is known as the drink of the Brit's yet we dont grow any
4/ Tea make's your nose sting if you squirt it out of your nose.
5/ Tea has more Caffiene than coffee.
6/ Britain lost it's empire because a lot of people stopped drinking tea thus making them weaker.
7/ Tea is best with 2 sugars.
8/ Tea tastes crap out of a flask. Unless, you carry the milk and sugar seperate and add it as and when you need it.
9/ Tea cures all know ill's and a few unknown. The NHS could actually save a fortune by prescribing tea but it wont cause the directors mostly drink coffee cause they are puff's.
10/ Tea stains stuff.
11/ Regarding fact 10 you could make some very nice thai Dye T shirts using tea.
12/ Tea makes you talk proper like. Drink coffee to much and you end up talking like a yank, an affliction caused by shrinkage of the vocal chords and brain.
13/ Tea makes you shoot straighter and at the right people instead of your allies. Look at the nations who drink coffee, they shoot everyone, friend or foe (USA springs to mind here).
14/ Tea keeps you warm. Honestly, pad your jackets out with tea bags and its like a 15 tog quilt.
15/ I still chuck out the last bit in a mug of tea. I think its a subconcious thing going back to the days of tea leaves and the likes.

There are more interesting things about tea but i'll save them for another day.
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Old 15-02-2007, 08:52 AM
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Tea hate the bloody stuff!!. The only type of tea I've been able to drink is the proper Chinese green tea.
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High tea can be drunk at sea level
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Never touch the stuff.

You really are bored this morning arent you Rob?
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Old 15-02-2007, 09:29 AM
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You really are bored this morning arent you Rob?
Yes
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Old 15-02-2007, 09:30 AM
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So am I! I've got a pile of filing and finance to do and I dont want to do it.

And I didnt get a single valentines card so I'm sulking!
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Old 15-02-2007, 10:04 AM
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The only tea I drink is (Earl Grey)
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Old 15-02-2007, 10:20 AM
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sorry dont like tea
Its Coffee for me Black and Strong (Kenco is my favourite)
of all the things in this world that I could not live without Coffee is up there at the top (and air obviously)
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Old 15-02-2007, 10:25 AM
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glad to know i'm not the only one who doesn't drink the last bit in the bottom of the cup Rob, mum always used tea leaves though a strainer but you still ended up getting a mouth full at the end of a cup.

so now i drink black coffee and drink it before it goes cold hate cold tea or coffee
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Old 15-02-2007, 10:27 AM
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sorry dont like tea
Its men for me Black and Strong (Kingo is my favourite)
of all the things in this world that I could not live without Kingo is up there at the top (and air obviously)
i never knew you batted for both sides, well i guess you learn something new every day huh!
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Old 15-02-2007, 10:51 AM
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well I am off to get a cuppa and have a ciggie outside the hospital, then its mp3 player on and let the fossils get on with moaning a dropping dead or as last nights light entertainment prevailed......

the fossil got out of bed and then cacked on the floor, so we had a nice smelling ward last night
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Old 15-02-2007, 12:17 PM
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i never knew you batted for both sides, well i guess you learn something new every day huh!
I was going to reply something about not being able to hit the Balls but i thought it safer not too
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You wouldnt want to see the morning-Jester-with-no-tea beastie.
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You wouldnt want to see the morning-Jester-with-no-tea beastie.
Not be being funny Minxy but i just wouldnt fancy waking up with Jester full stop. He's just not my type
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5/ Tea has more Caffiene than coffee.

There are more interesting things about tea but i'll save them for another day.
Only pound for pound, and you get alot of tea in a pound, cup for cup there is significantly less caffine in tea than coffee.

Of all the teas in china White tea is the strangest, it contain very few calories, no flavour and no caffine.... thats because its just boiled water....
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Old 15-02-2007, 06:07 PM
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i drink silly amounts of coffee at work usually black as hate cold tea

but have to start day with tea

cuppa by me nopw as well
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Tea cures most known ills and refreshes the parts a certain lager cant reach
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fresh coffee for me when i get up then mostly water when in work then beer when i get home
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A big cup of tea in my big Twat mug cant beat it
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