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Old 12-11-2004, 11:37 PM
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Ok, somebody make up the next line to the one above (if you didnt already know)

One day, Jack woke up (crap starter, but hey, lets see what happens)
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Old 12-11-2004, 11:40 PM
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Old 12-11-2004, 11:48 PM
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.. but nevertheless she started as easily as his old Bonneville
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and the fluids started pumping
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Old 13-11-2004, 12:20 AM
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Old 13-11-2004, 12:22 AM
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straddled the throbbing....















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Old 13-11-2004, 12:28 AM
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Old 13-11-2004, 04:47 AM
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Old 13-11-2004, 08:05 AM
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Old 13-11-2004, 08:40 AM
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Old 13-11-2004, 09:22 AM
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Old 13-11-2004, 09:24 AM
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..issue which set the fire alarm off..
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which in turn started a series of events that were both Erotic AND Strangley worrying..the first event was....
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Old 13-11-2004, 02:53 PM
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Old 13-11-2004, 04:31 PM
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Old 13-11-2004, 05:08 PM
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Old 13-11-2004, 05:13 PM
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it then prceeded to exit via his left nostril, it was at this point when he thought to himself...
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