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Old 25-09-2006, 11:27 AM
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Apparently the are large numbers of women learning to be mechanics, applications are way up, IIRC more ladies than fellas, especially for paint spraying and bodywork courses.

Question #1 - how come blokes arent doing it?

Question #2 - would you object / be chuffed / not bothered that a woman was working on your bike?
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Old 25-09-2006, 11:58 AM
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If a woman were to do some work on my bike I would have a field day with all the smutty innuendo,s I could think of. It would be quite an estensive list ........
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Old 25-09-2006, 12:12 PM
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If they can do it well, i have No problems at all...

Need to do the course meself
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Old 25-09-2006, 12:27 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:07 PM
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If a woman were to do some work on my bike I would have a field day with all the smutty innuendo,s I could think of. It would be quite an estensive list ........

Well you've already had me with my hands round your big tool
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:09 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:10 PM
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*sigh* you two on about that again
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:11 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:16 PM
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And I've had my hands holding on very tightly to his pole!
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:18 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:20 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:26 PM
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Poor old Krammer had Ernie helping him with his erection. They couldn't get it up properly even with the aid of a tent peg and some strong sticky tape. Looked ever so floppy.......
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Old 25-09-2006, 01:28 PM
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Well it didnt need to be a particularly large erection to accommodate Ernie.. didn't end up sleeping on someones pillow?
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pmsl!!!!!! kinda funny watching krammer and ernie playing with their erections!!!!
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pmsl!!!!!! kinda funny watching krammer and ernie playing with their erections!!!!
Aye it was nearly as funny as the off road motorcycling that was going on the next morning
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:10 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:12 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:13 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:14 PM
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I knew you were going to say that even before i opened the thread!
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:15 PM
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Are you mystic meg ?
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:16 PM
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Obviously not - she's far prettier than me
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:18 PM
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Obviously not - she's far prettier than me
I'm saying nowt
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:32 PM
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Our daughter Amy has just started a course at Brooklands in 'motorsport mechanics'.
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Old 25-09-2006, 02:52 PM
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Bloody outragous!! Women shouldn't be allowed to learn mechanics!! their just trying to get rid of us blokes, sex toys, artifical insemination, what's next?!!!

You women should get back in the kitchen where you belong
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:17 PM
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Old 25-09-2006, 03:24 PM
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Bloody outragous!! Women shouldn't be allowed to learn mechanics!! their just trying to get rid of us blokes, sex toys, artifical insemination, what's next?!!! :

You women should get back in the kitchen where you belong
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Bloody outragous!! Women shouldn't be allowed to learn mechanics!! their just trying to get rid of us blokes, sex toys, artifical insemination, what's next?!!!

You women should get back in the kitchen where you belong
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