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Old 16-09-2006, 01:01 PM
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Just had one in the shop......................
Took my tobacco tin and lighter from the counter. Little cnut!!
Tin was empty, but thats not the point. Was a present form Baldy, and had great sentimental value. If I see this little prick walk past the shop, I will break every one of his thieveing little fingers.................then break his fukkin' neck.....................
Worst of it is, Paul has inked him on more than one occasion, but he has shyte his lot now. He certainly wont be getting in our chair again.
And he wont be the first person I have thrown outta the shop....

I hate thieves. Fukkin' hate 'em....................

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Old 16-09-2006, 01:12 PM
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Just a thought Juke......could you not let him have one last tat???
One that says "THIEF" on his forehead??
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Old 16-09-2006, 01:16 PM
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yeah that would be good, but right now I feel I would get more pleasure outta stoving his fukkin forehead out the back of his skull..........
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Old 16-09-2006, 01:47 PM
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Use him as a pin cushion, ink him........... hmmmmm, BRAND HIM

Then BURN HIM !!
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Old 16-09-2006, 02:05 PM
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do ya honestly think he will be back,,,nope,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Old 16-09-2006, 03:06 PM
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errrrrr, well he might be.
he has a huge tatt on his back that Paul has to finish.
Not many tattoosits will finish anothers work. The technique is often different, so it makes the 'finishers' work often look out of place.
He may not be back, but the studio is in the middle of town, so no doubt i will 'bump' into him soon enough...........
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Old 16-09-2006, 03:18 PM
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let him get an hour into it then bring up the subject................
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Old 16-09-2006, 03:44 PM
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Just try to pretend nothing has happened then when he comes in for the rest of the tattoo he can walk out with theiving lowlife scum tattooed on his back
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what a bastard
Atleast you cant mistake the tin if you see it.
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Old 17-09-2006, 08:31 PM
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So is thieving Fayji, so is thieving.............
Especially from me.............
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Old 17-09-2006, 08:49 PM
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Let him book a time for a tattoo. Let me know and a few others. Ask him out the back for a cuppa and we can all entertain him and teach him the error of his ways. Im quite into education on a personal level.
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Let him book a time for a tattoo. Let me know and a few others. Ask him out the back for a cuppa and we can all entertain him and teach him the error of his ways. Im quite into education on a personal level.
Might not be a good idea for you mate, Don't want you ending up on a murder charge cos you got carried away!!
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Might not be a good idea for you mate, Don't want you ending up on a murder charge cos you got carried away!!
Maybe i can just do the directing then? No point in killing him, you want the little fucker to be a walking advert on the pitfalls of thieving. Got a good pair of cable cutters that have a ratchet mechanism (slow and painful i should imagine).
Just a thought but just take the twats thumbs and main digit off.
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Old 17-09-2006, 08:58 PM
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Just try to pretend nothing has happened then when he comes in for the rest of the tattoo he can walk out with theiving lowlife scum tattooed on his back
Or just entwine the word thief in with the other work so you have to look hard for it..he'll never see it in the mirror!John
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Old 17-09-2006, 09:03 PM
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Everyone in Biggleswade knows who I am, so I shall wait till I see him in town, then twat him good and hard. Anyone who see's it will know it aint such a good idea to come into BLF and thieve.

We do have his name and address in our Consent Form file, so I could always put a notice in the shop window warning of his thieveing ways. Then visit his house and twat him on his own doorstep. Now there's a plan.......
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Old 17-09-2006, 09:23 PM
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You've checked on the floor under the counter then?
Strange move to rob ya if he's got a half finished tat.
I think he's innocent me.
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Old 17-09-2006, 09:45 PM
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erm.......
Our counter goes right to the floor so nowt gets under there.
He was the only person who came into the shop between me having a smoke, and discovering it was gone.
He smokes roll ups, just like me.
He has commented on how cool the tin was on a few occasions previously.
He cant afford to get the tatt finshed yet. Told us that last week.
I think he's guilty as fukk me.
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Are really thick...and think if you are nice to them you are soft and deserve everything you get..if you are certain no one else could have come in the shop and done the deed while you wern't looking...then he will deserve anything that gets written on him..Just dont tell him you've done it afterwards...he may not find out for years! I'm not letting anyone tat my back!! John
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Old 18-09-2006, 08:27 AM
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Be careful in case it was a genuine mistake. I'm sure we all have 'pocketed' a lighter in our times by being distracted in chat or something and just lite a fag and reaction has made us put it in our own pocket. I know I have.
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Old 18-09-2006, 08:37 AM
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Well that's an admission of guilt if ever i heard one.
That poor young lad.
It was Borg all along the thievin' bast.
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Old 18-09-2006, 08:45 AM
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Old 18-09-2006, 10:01 AM
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I know how you feel Juke, but make absolutely sure it was him before you do anything drastic, you have obviously built up your business and reputation and don't want to blow it all away on a possible false accusation.................if it is him he deserve all he gets but you don't deserve losing your business and personal reputation
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Old 18-09-2006, 10:24 AM
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HMMM my route would be to wait till hes back for the tat to be finished and then its time for them special hooked needles
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Old 18-09-2006, 10:39 AM
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I know the feeling Juke, dropped hubby's wallet on Friday night with my new engine money in and all his works cards , fuel card firms credit card etc must have dropped it outside our house but there are some horrible barstewards living at the end of the street so they have obviously had it away, really gutted not so much for losing the cash I hope they had a good weekend on it but give his feckin cards back
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Old 18-09-2006, 10:42 AM
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I wouldn't bother with him personally... I'd lock the door and have a chat while paul is sharpening a hatchet just behind you! should be sufficient... usually is for dumb fux like him... no point in getting into agro, he could pull the assault charge caper , cosh in yer windows and daft sh|t like that... and with some idiots it's like sport everytime they pass or get pissed them and their mates do yer windows or cover them in drinks etc... it's a pain in the arse and the more you drop em the longer it goes on. .. happened to me for about 4 years , fuckin pikeys.

Wouldn't worry about it, you have a business to run. Front him when you see him you might get it back?
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Old 18-09-2006, 11:05 AM
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yeah I know you are right Slob.
I just don't thieve, and having it done to me really gets my back up.
Hope for his sake he stays right away from my shop, coz when I have the hump with someone, their face is like a red rag to me...........
And yes I am a Taurus..........maybe thats why alot of people call me a cow eh?........
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