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Old 24-08-2006, 07:43 AM
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Ahoy there shipmates!

September 19th be a heavin to soon: www.yarr.org.uk
will tell ee more.

be wearin yer apparell, blunderbuss an bestess eyepatch!

bikers got ter be modern day pirates innum?
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Old 24-08-2006, 07:44 AM
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Old 24-08-2006, 09:41 AM
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Ahoy there shipmates!

September 19th be a heavin to soon: www.yarr.org.uk
will tell ee more.

be wearin yer apparell, blunderbuss an bestess eyepatch!

bikers got ter be modern day pirates innum?

Oh god not again, i was having my hernia op this time 2 years ago. As i was given the knock gas and injection i heard one of the docs say count to 1, 2, 3 arrrrrrrgos..!
I swear its true,
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Old 24-08-2006, 05:05 PM
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arrrrr that be a great grand yarn......

it's sort of dorset isn't it.. arrrhhh me hearties.. capn Violent and her sea bird pepper!
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Old 24-08-2006, 05:06 PM
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Old 24-08-2006, 05:08 PM
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don't scratch your good eye with your hook hand.. esp after you wiped your bum with it.
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:23 PM
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yarr! i be liking this whole pirate day thingy i be.



































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Old 24-08-2006, 06:23 PM
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don't scratch your good eye with your hook hand.. esp after you wiped your bum with it.
but why would you wipe your bum with a hook??
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:36 PM
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To dig out the clankers...
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:37 PM
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violent may, you are wrong girl




so we still aint gone to see bon jovi???
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:41 PM
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so we still aint gone to see bon jovi???
nope. next year son next year... oh hang on..

arrrrrrrrrrh aye be thinking that'll happen in the next 12 months of mooons, and rising of the tides jimlaad arrrrrrr and oi'lll be gerrin tickit's fraaaam a reliabl' source this time jimlaadd.... aaaarrrrrh ...
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nope. next year son next year... oh hang on..

arrrrrrrrrrh aye be thinking that'll happen in the next 12 months of mooons, and rising of the tides jimlaad arrrrrrr and oi'lll be gerrin tickit's fraaaam a reliabl' source this time jimlaadd.... aaaarrrrrh ...

u be speaking like a pirate yarr!!!!
hardly understoond any of that but yeah, can you explain in human english??
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:49 PM
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Where do pirate go to get there stereo systems?


AAAAAARGOS!!





Garr i'll gets me parrot!
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:52 PM
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Where do pirate go to get there stereo systems?


AAAAAARGOS!!





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your an idiot
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Old 24-08-2006, 06:53 PM
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That's not the word i use for him
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That's not the word i use for him

what you use then???
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Old 24-08-2006, 07:07 PM
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It varies but brummie wanker or bumnugget usually is the order of the day.
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Old 24-08-2006, 07:17 PM
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It varies but brummie wanker or bumnugget usually is the order of the day.
..........but you don't know what i call you when your out of earshot
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Old 25-08-2006, 05:53 AM
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Aah Haarr! Ther' Shipmates!

Be it that toime o' yeer agin?

Be it the Curse of the Forum Gift rearin' it's ugly head?

Beware!

Aaah Haarr! Me Hearties!
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Old 25-08-2006, 07:43 AM
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Yarr! I roped moi scurvy shipmates at work into it yarr.

Pass that rum ya sea dawg
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Old 25-08-2006, 08:47 AM
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Shnukkums. i know yoda told me.
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Old 26-08-2006, 08:12 AM
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avast behind me heartys i be going to a landlubbers COUNTRY MUSIC weekend in scotchland .....garrr me and polly paraquat is going to lookee mighty odd dont you think !!!! ...as opposed to all the cowboys walking around creetown
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Old 26-08-2006, 12:41 PM
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HAHAHAAARRRR!!!

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Old 20-09-2006, 12:10 PM
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Quite seriously, I get pissed off with people bandying the word pirate about. All this copyright theft being described as piracy is ****e.
When you have to do double watches, scanning for armed raiders in small boats; when conversation over a cup of coffee revolves around the argument "fight em (and die) or show them the safe and (maybe) live"; when your daily security concerns are not preventing shoplifting, but preventing hijacking - well, it makes you think.
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