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Old 22-07-2006, 09:13 PM
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I can't keep m'beer cold!I can't drink it fast enuff to stop it heatin' up!
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Old 22-07-2006, 09:46 PM
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Fill bath with cold water.
Put beer in bath.
Get in bath with beer.
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Old 22-07-2006, 10:19 PM
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get kids paddling pool
fill with water
put beer cans in
set off bcf fire ext into pool
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Old 22-07-2006, 10:50 PM
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Long thin straw, and leave the beer in the fridge!!

See... simple innit!!
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Old 22-07-2006, 11:09 PM
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send down south and put in a puddle
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Old 23-07-2006, 12:15 AM
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vodka ice cubes sound like a solution melted on a maidens thigh
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just get 1 of those pint glasses (plastic!) that you freeze, pour in beer, and drink...........fast!
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Old 23-07-2006, 05:37 PM
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get kids paddling pool
fill with water
put beer cans in
set off bcf fire ext into pool
drink ice cold beer
kkm here.............
now theres a thought
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Old 23-07-2006, 05:47 PM
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just get 1 of those pint glasses (plastic!) that you freeze, pour in beer, and drink...........fast!
I've got one o' them - works a treat
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Old 23-07-2006, 07:06 PM
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Put freezer in middle of kitchen.
Erect tent over freezer.
Sit in tent in underpants.
Open freezer door.


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Old 23-07-2006, 07:08 PM
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Wouldn't get near it for the cats........
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Old 23-07-2006, 07:09 PM
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You keep cats in your freezer??!!

have you secretly opened a chinese chippy?
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Old 23-07-2006, 07:12 PM
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You keep cats in your freezer??!!

have you secretly opened a chinese chippy?
No you dick,the cats would be sitting in front of it keeping cool. Ours don't like this heat.
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Old 23-07-2006, 09:40 PM
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????your cats on heat and it gone off with a chinky


how very bizzare !!!!!!!!
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Old 23-07-2006, 09:44 PM
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drink it faster you mcscottish bufoon
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Old 23-07-2006, 11:50 PM
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Fly to Iceland

Not too hot over there AND the beer is expensive, so you wouldn't want to drink so much anyway
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Old 25-07-2006, 09:33 PM
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or pack up all your belongings,,,and move to the south pole,,were i here ,is very cool this time of year,,,,prob solved ,,or plan b ,,,which i avent thort up yet,,,watch this space.....
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