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post a line and see who can twist it!!!!
start with this baldyshinehead is a big gary glitter fan!!!
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:51 PM
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start with this baldyshinehead is a big girl's blouse fan!!!
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:52 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:55 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:57 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:00 PM
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What, no reach round??
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:01 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:03 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:08 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:15 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:17 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:18 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:18 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:19 PM
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Blimey... getting desperate, I'm starting to have "urges" to have sex with Baldyshinehead now!!
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:21 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:26 PM
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:29 PM
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I disagree. Due to the fact that bestiality is illegal it's probably best to stick with human women. Ya know wot I mean
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:31 PM
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I agree. Due to the fact that bestiality is the only way i get laid as no human women come near me. Ya know wot I mean

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Old 08-05-2006, 11:33 PM
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I could try using the shower once in a while mate
What's this got to do with my previous quote?
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:40 PM
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I want that animal toad to fullfill my previous quote?

what ever floats your boat, we dont judge on here
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:44 PM
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Spreading peanut butter on my body for grav to lick off floats my boat, we dont judge on here
Uh, okay! No need to shout that little secret. We don't want to know about that.
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:49 PM
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please dont shout my little secret. they don't want to know about that. and it is cold tonight

im running outa brain power here
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Uh, okay! No need to shout about that little penis. We all know about that.
Could you help me get this tent up? It's wet and I want to get inside.
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:52 PM
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I'm wanking so hard and fast at these smutty posts that im running out of cum here
I have no answer for that!
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:52 PM
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Could you help me get this tent up? It's wet and I want to get inside.
could you help me get this tent wet, im inside and i want to get it up!!!
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Could you help me get it up? It's wet and I want to get axeman inside.

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Could you help me get this cock up baldydhinehead's ass? It's wet and I want to get inside.
Why don;t you two get a room?
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let me remove my butt plug to make room?

im getting worried now, all this mention of sex with me
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Old 09-05-2006, 12:04 AM
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im getting horny now, all this mention of sex with me up my arse is too exciting. I'm off to beddy byes now to have a fucking good wank about it all!
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